The fortnite and boneless wings guy is about to become an actual ambassador under Trump...
We live in a fake timeline
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The fortnite and boneless wings guy is about to become an actual ambassador under Trump...
We live in a fake timeline
I mean they're not wrong
01.06.2025 08:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I remember playing music in the car once and having to explain to my mum why the first song was called Cock Party 2 (Better than the first)
13.05.2025 00:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My nose is still kinda sore and it's honestly a bit trippy
13.05.2025 00:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ
13.05.2025 00:24 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Please accept some hugs
13.05.2025 00:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Got my septum pierced for maximum gay
12.05.2025 03:36 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Sometimes I enjoy disappearing from this app for weeks only to come back and see that it's still exactly how I like it
11.05.2025 16:54 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It seems this may be a widespread phenomenon, extensive research into said pretty women will be needed
11.05.2025 16:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Boob posts are always valid
23.04.2025 18:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Why does she look like she wants to hurt me ๐ญ
22.04.2025 17:30 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Fear not, I will shoulder the heavy burden of eating your share of cheese as well. Definitely a noble sacrifice and not me wanting more cheese
14.04.2025 21:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Possibly the single most important innovation in gaming history
03.04.2025 15:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Having a girlfriend is very cool actually. Would recommend
27.03.2025 12:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I bet she feels the same ;)
27.03.2025 12:06 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I feel like youโre referring to someone in particular but I canโt quite put my finger on whoโฆ
27.03.2025 09:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A friend of mine said I had a femcel phenotype and honestly I can see it
23.03.2025 16:08 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Freeze, this is the boob police! We've got reports of boobs in the area!
18.03.2025 02:57 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0โจ women โจ
18.03.2025 02:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Happy pre-birthday!
14.03.2025 11:22 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hmmmm this feels targeted
13.03.2025 13:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Who needs therapy when you have Hot Mulligan
10.03.2025 14:41 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Cars 2 was wild, we went from a racing movie to a spy thriller with conspiracies and murder. If you left out the whole cars aspect I'd genuinely think it was a bond movie or some shit
08.03.2025 16:42 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Noooooo the Marill probably made it have the cool pack animation for that too
04.03.2025 08:59 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0GOALSGOALSGOALSGOALS
04.03.2025 08:52 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0University is so chill I get to talk to other gay people about Marxism
03.03.2025 23:36 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Honestly depends on if they reveal new final forms, and if the totodile line gets better stab moves
28.02.2025 05:44 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I want to be a girl
28.02.2025 04:47 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Sure, here's a step by step guide on how to be a girl.
1. Exist
2. Want to be a girl
3. Obtain The Orb
Congratulations, now you're a girl