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I think the more they are restrictive about a children’s cards game the more red the flag gets tbh. For instance the old school community…some pretty overt enthusiasts over cards like Invoke prejudice

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LOAM POX IN ETERNAL WEEKEND TOP 8!

PORK ROLLLLLL (rowan is home’s local college)

Going to hit this pose with my power on you

I could genuinely make these throws what are we doing here?

Hopeless Hawk will not stand for this slander

It will be me starting it, dont trade my bby boy

Oh kill me now

CS Punk’s reply to this nonsense

So @dykeanthrope.dog and I decided to do a promo for our pauper tournament this weekend

Weezer album cover. The band members have been replaced with different sprites of the pokemon spheal. The text at the top says "spheezer". Meme

I’ll defend NJ for wawa, its better than sheetz😔

ONE OF MY BEST CLIENTS!!

Turn 8 btw…yeah gg!

Opponent round 1 had a naya lands deck with big boys, lots of back and forth between 3 games. Except this 4W lifelinker…that card seems cracked

Opponent round 2 had jeskai doible spells again with…the 4W lifelinker. This card has solo’d me twice but both are 1-2 loses so learning sealed still mid!

Think I am sadly cutting this 5 card white package for mediocre cards in rakdos…sealed pool was kind in the common slot at least

I absolutely love cube, but cube folk dying on the no UB hill is so funny to me. You play a made up format already, half of you run unset cards, grow the fuck up😭😂

Overstimulated, under intoxicated, singing…Thinking About Cycle Storm

No shakeup until post EW…crazy

Well uh…guess we are Oopsing to try and get that tendrils in October huh?😭😂 insanity they are allowing this

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I see you too are on that black mage burn game 😂

…well I guess that means we are definitely registering legacy at EW and not arbitraging like last year. If I don’t top 32 I’ll definitely be in the market for a non foil though!

Jordan I’m crying I can’t do it

Absolutely not!! Lying follows you around (especially in tournament CEDH), but words are greater than saying you dont have X card. What’s better than saying? Just show your hand to the opp killing you, pull a Palpatine and roll over. I’ve shown infinite’s that players gloss over

…do you want to know the dark secrets of the 60% edh winrate

Been goldfishing a little too much

Poison storm went 3-1 at local weeklys…my brain was a little fried for that deck perhaps. Felt very confident in my match up analysis while kicking the rust off.

Learned some better sideboard mapping too which is always a big win

Born to combo forced to engage in “fair” magic 😭😂

What deck pauper deck am I fielding tomorrow gang, first 3 suggestions will be spun on a wheel