Cricketball with Chris P

Remember for a few years when caller ID worked? Now every call is anonymous again.

Life is for the living. If you were a piece of shit in life, it tarnishes all of us to not even mention that when you die.

It will happen several more times, so a quick reminder: Being discarded by Trump is not character rehabilitation without significant atonement and restitution.

Don't worry about this picture, I just took the 9/11 meme of Bush being informed about the planes hitting the towers and put the text from the above post. It's a barely funny joke, but I still spent way too long centering the text.

I just checked and my latest 5 texts are from Litter Robot, my pharmacy, and 3 separate numbers for Democracy First.

Empathy is the cornerstone of civilization.

Heaven knows, he's miserable now

My retired MAGA parents are listening to their Qanon podcasts at the dinner table now, drowning out any conversation that could occur.

Make Depressions Great Again

Seriously though, why did they expect us to believe that Michael Jackson was the biological father of any of those kids?

The Chris P Critters House of Rehabilitation will be for Northern California animals injured and unable to thrive in the wild, like owls, native rodents, corvids, and beavers.

a black and white drawing of a person laying on their stomach with their arms outstretched . Alt: A black and white animation of a person laying on their stomach with their arms outstretched, spinning as if they are doing a perpetual horizontal pirouette.

It's funny to think about people spinning in their graves.

Bill Laimbeer's Combat Basketball for the Super Nintendo. Simple graphics and one button controls, but a surprisingly deep career mode where you take a team up through multiple leagues, picking up different cyborg players.

END RACISM

So far, 2 dogshit commercials with Coca-Cola gaslighting about AI and Snoop Dogg and Tom Brady doing worthless shilling against hate.

It takes a little while into a Valentine's Day commercial for me to rule out this being an A24 commercial. For a few seconds, everything now has a horror sense of dread.

If you are breaking your spaghetti in half, you are also overcooking it.

Better pacing at the back half of the men's rumble compared to the women's rumble, but I'm definitely disappointed with the winner. Don't feel like LA Knight, Logan Paul, or Jey Uso are guys that belong in those late spots. Jey was just in one of the worst WrestleMania matches ever. #RoyalRumble

Great to see Alexa Bliss and Nikki Bella return. Countdown to hoping for AJ Lee next year. Congrats to Roxanne Perez for lasting so long. The ending felt rushed. #RoyalRumble

It took the cola wars before Billy Joel couldn't take it anymore...

Both of my cats died, 6 months apart, during COVID. With the first, I couldn't be in the room when they injected him, but I was able to hold him in the room alone while he took his last breaths. I had to throw out hundreds of dollars of canned cat food because no one accepted donations.

In movies about cruel and oppressive government, they skip the part where the opposition is reduced to pathetic infighting about using language.

Nice to see that once again, in the face of evil, people on the left are more interested in scolding our own allies for communication differences.

Chili dog ready for sucking, technically outside a Tastee-Freez

🎼 It's just another morning glizzy (Ooh-oh)
It's covered in chili (Ooh-oh)🎶

It also cannot be understated how many Christian nationalists believe we are in end times. Their podcasts talk about it everyday.

Drake scoffs at "roll tide" and smiles in approval at "high tide"

Like the Weimar Republic, Joe Biden will be most remembered for what he took over from and what his failures ushered in.

Today's podcast that my MAGA boomer parents were listening to was talking about the deep state hiding human-alien hybrids. I don't see a path back to reason for them.

It's hard to give someone the benefit of the doubt once you find out that they hate cats.

Decades ago now, I was at a student conference at the Telluride Film Festival and we were able to meet and speak to David Lynch after the premiere of Straight Story. I was able to ask him a question. I remember him being awkward and friendly, which I would also be if surrounded by college kids.