@crownofthorn.bsky.social
The bad news is the potatoes actually arenโt good anymore and I threw them away already :(
10.12.2025 01:49 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Well stop that
10.12.2025 01:38 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Get yourself a girl who will pump your legs like a baby when you have to fart but cant
02.12.2025 03:11 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Youre cancelled why would you say this
09.11.2025 19:29 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I think I need to punch @evilace.bsky.social next time I see them
18.10.2025 14:02 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1Fucked up that Iโll never know what it feels like to have my dick honked
07.10.2025 23:29 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Idk I donโt know any straight people
23.09.2025 23:40 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0๐ ๐โโ๏ธ
23.09.2025 01:13 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Gay friend I have plans with in ten minutes: Iโm running late
Me, also gay, on the couch in my pjs: ok no prob
Yay :,)
14.08.2025 04:05 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Me refreshing my Bluesky at 12:02am on my birthday: WHERE IS IT
14.08.2025 04:02 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Me staring at my phone at 12:01am on my birthday: whereโs my attention
14.08.2025 04:01 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0life is beautiful, one person's polycule is another person's nightmare blunt rotation
30.06.2025 16:04 โ ๐ 309 ๐ 41 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 2she booba in my mouth until I kiki
24.07.2025 01:44 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Had a dream that I rode a roomba around like a skateboard
18.07.2025 12:37 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Deleting all my dating apps cause what the fuck is a mono-poly marriage
12.06.2025 22:41 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Itโs Pride Month! Celebrate by participating in this age old queer tradition; argue with strangers on the internet about identity politics
03.06.2025 14:18 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Sorry to all the hot girls who have tried to flirt with me but I didnโt realize
03.06.2025 03:39 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Leeches?? Girl, not the Victorian ozempic
16.05.2025 01:56 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Babe will you hate me if I watch Bridgerton? Babe?
16.05.2025 01:21 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Iโll fall asleep at the party. I donโt even give a fuck
12.05.2025 01:14 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1No
09.05.2025 01:03 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Hey guys, my account was hacked by an impersonator. Please disregard my last three posts! Changed my password and I think Iโm good now
27.04.2025 22:55 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0This is form. By the way
27.04.2025 22:53 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hey guys Iโm form
27.04.2025 22:47 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Iโm form
27.04.2025 22:47 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Me I do I do
09.04.2025 16:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0you rizz me upppppp so i can stand on mountains
05.04.2025 19:09 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0๐จ
05.04.2025 01:41 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
