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@selfification.bsky.social

Explorer of stars, exploder of code exploits, reasoner of crypto nonsense, debugger of persistent bullshit. she/her they/them ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ

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Latest posts by selfification.bsky.social on Bluesky

My brain is boiling from this heat send help! Belay that - more thermal mass is bad. Ship cryogenic fluids!

10.08.2025 23:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honest question - between the OUGHOSUGD brand and the DVCKJBVKR brand or the AODUBGF HQ brand on amazon, how do y'all find leggings. Limitations: tall (6'1"), trans (hips but not hips... hippies?), static sensitive (elastane killed my father but beauty is pain right?). Ladies help me here.

09.08.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hi my AI misunderstood IEP for an IED and handed me an OED instead. AITA?

09.08.2025 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Comic. A snake slithers around a hypercube. No two non-consecutive parts of its coils can be on adjacent corners. [Three small 4-dimensional hypercubes showing disallowed options with one large cube with snake wrapped around it. Dimensions = 4. Max Length - 7.] Snake(N) = Longest snake that can fit in an n-dimensional hypercube. Snake(N=1, 2, 3โ€ฆ8) = 1, 2, 4, 7, 13, 26, 50, 98. Snake(N>8) = UNSOLVED. [caption] It turns out every scientific field has a key thought experiment that involves putting a cute animal in a weird box for no reason. So far, quantum mechanics and graph theory have found theirs, but most other fields are still working on it.

Comic. A snake slithers around a hypercube. No two non-consecutive parts of its coils can be on adjacent corners. [Three small 4-dimensional hypercubes showing disallowed options with one large cube with snake wrapped around it. Dimensions = 4. Max Length - 7.] Snake(N) = Longest snake that can fit in an n-dimensional hypercube. Snake(N=1, 2, 3โ€ฆ8) = 1, 2, 4, 7, 13, 26, 50, 98. Snake(N>8) = UNSOLVED. [caption] It turns out every scientific field has a key thought experiment that involves putting a cute animal in a weird box for no reason. So far, quantum mechanics and graph theory have found theirs, but most other fields are still working on it.

Snake-in-the-Box Problem

xkcd.com/3125/

08.08.2025 04:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3910    ๐Ÿ” 540    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 50    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27

Did Intel fabs not get exempted from his chip tariff when TSMC, SK Hynix and Samsung were?

07.08.2025 16:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Vibe chilling"

07.08.2025 16:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One extra trick - the online form filler totally works but it won't let you fill in X. So you save as pdf with something, use a free pdf editor, delete the M or F and box is blank. Fewer errors that way. They're just lazy pricks who think SCOTUS will reverse this at some point.

05.08.2025 17:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They have a special affidavit you need to sign that says you are part of the Orr v Trump class action suit. The requirements are on the state dept page for name and gender change. It can't be online and paper only so print and fill carerully in black ink.

05.08.2025 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got my new passport with my official new legal name and a gender marker of X. Yay @aclu.org for Orr v. Trump.

@jeymccreight.bsky.social Now that's two people I know what have successfully done this - for masc and for non-binary.

05.08.2025 12:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me ordering doordash....

30.07.2025 19:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As someone paying ACA money for Kaiser.... fuck. But also why are you reporting on your honeymoon my dearest? Thank you so much but you crazy lady just enjoy France.

29.07.2025 09:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Devastating Blows to Trans Care at Kaiser, Yale & Others Kaiser represents the latest battlefront in a wave of health systems either pressing pause or closing their doors on trans-affirming care for youth.

1. Multiple hospital systems are capitulating to Trump's threats and ending care for transgender youth.

This includes hospital systems in blue states.

Parents and youth are being detransitioned in some.

S. Baum investigates the hospitals ending care.

Subscribe to support our journalism.

29.07.2025 09:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1075    ๐Ÿ” 364    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

At some point we will need to have this conversation with post covid kids.

27.07.2025 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have to keep asking people "were you born after 2011" just to establish a base line of how badly their understanding of the US govt has been messed up by the Bush admin in the same way people from the 80s need to keep reminding me how badly Reagan screwed them over.

27.07.2025 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Never heard of the second but definitely wondering what happened to the first. I still call my SIL "sestra" for a reason.

26.07.2025 10:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is when Emily goes full AI psycho when we scream "I'm jacked! JACKED TO THE TITS! Do you feel it?" ?

23.07.2025 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everytime I talk to Emma these days, it feels like I take all the points of psych healing I worked hard to get for a month or so and immediately take psych damage for that amount.

23.07.2025 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

GETTN LAAZR ON MAH BUTT oh god it hurt so bad.

21.07.2025 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How come nobody has scattered, smothered, capped, peppered, covered and last but most importantly "topped" here yet? Come one WH fans...

20.07.2025 20:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The two genders - Canadian sorry and British pardon me.

19.07.2025 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So British of you folks to queue up, apologize, then call the dickhead a dickhead very politely before then ending the conversation with "Indeed".

18.07.2025 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God I laughed so hard at this (and all the replies). Send help! This is what having a shibboleth must feel like.

18.07.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Jenna Maroney Prepares to Play Janis Joplin | 30 Rock
YouTube video by 30 Rock Official Jenna Maroney Prepares to Play Janis Joplin | 30 Rock

M A G A world believing all the glonzo they read on bad website now pulling a 30 rock segment. youtu.be/f1QqMxXfaw0?...

18.07.2025 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a man with the words what a week huh written above him Alt: The famous Tintin comic meme. Captain getting shitfaced says "What a week, huh?". Tintin says "Captain, it's Wednesday".
18.07.2025 18:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Kai Winn Saga: A New Deal.

18.07.2025 02:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Get ready for โ€œactually itโ€™s called ephebophilia and itโ€™s perfectly normalโ€ to go mainstream

17.07.2025 23:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 231    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

โ€œSHORE PARTY, NO TWEETS HAVE MADE IT ASHORE, WE GOT NO MAGA SUPPORTERS ON THE BEACH, NO GLONZO ONE IS NOT OPENโ€

18.07.2025 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 165    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

CUTOFF CUTOFF CUT...

18.07.2025 01:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah my phone is begging me to install updates but it contains AI crap along with security fixes. Guess who's ok with just never updating it, uninstalling everything and never joining a public wifi network again.

17.07.2025 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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