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@selfification.bsky.social

Explorer of stars, exploder of code exploits, reasoner of crypto nonsense, debugger of persistent bullshit. she/her they/them πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

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What a weekend! Got to see James Acaster live, go to a queerfest, taught a couple brand new to kink how to impact play, ate Moroccan food, got kissed by a 5'2" feisty masc enby while I wore 8" heels, confused 2 food truck guys by ordering fries in said heels and got multiple welts to show off today.

17.02.2026 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's my brand now. I wear it proudly.

15.02.2026 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of a cat under a bed with a rotisserie chicken with the caption:

This is Beans. Beans stole a while rotisserie chicken off the counter. Not a piece. The whole chicken. Beans dragged it under the bed and growled at us for forty minutes. Beans is 9 pounds.

A photo of a cat under a bed with a rotisserie chicken with the caption: This is Beans. Beans stole a while rotisserie chicken off the counter. Not a piece. The whole chicken. Beans dragged it under the bed and growled at us for forty minutes. Beans is 9 pounds.

Become ungovernable

14.02.2026 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5272    πŸ” 1419    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 113

Dammit I find out about this now?

15.02.2026 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it

11.02.2026 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 12041    πŸ” 4004    πŸ’¬ 79    πŸ“Œ 192

FFS how many times do i have to vote against him. He lost in the tax assessor election once, then again in a special election over new years (which cost the city a bunch) and then this. Like is this just about his house?

12.02.2026 06:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God that was 6 years ago...

12.02.2026 06:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
NENA | 99 Luftballons [1983] [Offizielles HD Musikvideo]
YouTube video by NENA NENA | 99 Luftballons [1983] [Offizielles HD Musikvideo]

youtube.com/watch?v=Fpu5...

12.02.2026 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep. Subaru and the wedding industry isn't going to get you gay marriage. But once you get it, it sure as hell cements it as normal and let's you move in to a neighborhood, throw house warming parties, bring your spouse to your office party and go on hikes with mom friends.

11.02.2026 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
07.02.2026 10:45 β€” πŸ‘ 16646    πŸ” 4683    πŸ’¬ 132    πŸ“Œ 155

This is so Chuck Tingle, i am ready to but it already.

03.02.2026 05:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' . ALT: a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' .

*Whips lobsters out of skirt at international terminal.

30.01.2026 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a person holding a bag with a note that says dead dove do not eat ALT: a person holding a bag with a note that says dead dove do not eat

Tay....

30.01.2026 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is such a wholesome reconnection. I lost track of so many of these folks after 2014 or so. I wonder if the Novella brothers are still doing SGU.

29.01.2026 06:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yiiiiikes

29.01.2026 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yo quote the great Marcus Aurelius, β€œI can’t with all this shit rn”

26.01.2026 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s like Marcus Aurelius once said, β€œShit gettin wild af bro”

26.01.2026 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Last term I tried an experiment: I walked into my Tech and Design Ethics class, admitted that I had *no idea* what to do about ChatGPT - so I would let them figure it out.

As in: their first project was to decide and write the ChatGPT policy for the class.

Here's what happened:

22.01.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2307    πŸ” 846    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 231

Ooh the census. That's interesting. Thank you!

22.01.2026 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you got*

22.01.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Where's the data from? If you're talking about employment or tax data or health care data - yeah... people are getting married later and you aren't going to call the housemate you give on FB market place a part of your household.

22.01.2026 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Two big guys walked up front and started yelling at the pilot and the pilot screamed that they weren't going to Davos, they were going to Vienna, Virginia and that he had to get home to his family.

21.01.2026 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3923    πŸ” 344    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 22
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hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca

17.01.2026 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 11326    πŸ” 3323    πŸ’¬ 275    πŸ“Œ 583
The classic Animaniacs gig where Yakko says to dust for Printz and dot finds him at a piano. Yakko tells Dot to finger Prince and she says β€œI don’t think so”

The classic Animaniacs gig where Yakko says to dust for Printz and dot finds him at a piano. Yakko tells Dot to finger Prince and she says β€œI don’t think so”

Womp wonp

19.01.2026 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 191    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 4

Internet law still prevails.

18.01.2026 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
screenshot of Navigational Warning NAVAREA XII 15/26 which defines coordinates for five hazard areas (A to E)

screenshot of Navigational Warning NAVAREA XII 15/26 which defines coordinates for five hazard areas (A to E)

The five hazard area A to E of Navigational Warning NAVAREA XII 15/26 plotte don a map of the Pacific

The five hazard area A to E of Navigational Warning NAVAREA XII 15/26 plotte don a map of the Pacific

Navigational Warnings have appeared for the Jan 15 return of ISS #Crew11:

12.01.2026 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

lmao

12.01.2026 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Finally somebody who is not out here embarrassing us

11.01.2026 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1035    πŸ” 155    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 14

It has E expressed in terms of I somewhere in there. Funny thing - Google didn't even manage to find the page from Jackson even though I searched for that book and I know google has an OCRed copy of that book in its index somewhere. I certainly used it in grad school.

11.01.2026 07:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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