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@jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social

Drinking testosterone and estrogen via silly straw. He/him pronouns

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person thinking ff7 and crisis core are about capitalistic greed, tampering with nature, and the value of a hero's sacrifice; the real plot, which is that twino death will turn you into a war criminal, goes over their head

person thinking ff7 and crisis core are about capitalistic greed, tampering with nature, and the value of a hero's sacrifice; the real plot, which is that twino death will turn you into a war criminal, goes over their head

never underestimate the power of twink death

07.11.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of an ostrich pen with a sign in front that says "Shame on Judge Russel Zinn Nuremberg 2.0" (source: Facebook)

Photo of an ostrich pen with a sign in front that says "Shame on Judge Russel Zinn Nuremberg 2.0" (source: Facebook)

1/ It's ostrich time & this is what I'm going to cover:
➑️Framing this in the far-right context is important
➑️The poisoning of public responses to public risks is one of the greatest threats from the far-right
➑️Radicalization thrives when claims are repeated without examination

16.05.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 6

There is only one real communist, and they spend most of their time and energy defending the title.

07.11.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This reminds me of a post I saw once that was something like

Anarchists in media portrayals: Ok guys let's fuck shit up!

Real anarchists: After 12 hours of heated debate we've almost reached consensus on using the word "guys" as a collective term of address in meetings

07.11.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 507    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1
Claim: Mamdani is a communist.

False: Any real communist will happily spend six hours explaining why this isn’t true.

Claim: Mamdani is a communist. False: Any real communist will happily spend six hours explaining why this isn’t true.

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

07.11.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 11045    πŸ” 1995    πŸ’¬ 85    πŸ“Œ 143

Do we know what was in the Sandwich thrown in DC? I know there was mustard and onions in it, but that’s all.

07.11.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named β€œthe acquittal” then what are we even doing

06.11.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 32178    πŸ” 5461    πŸ’¬ 699    πŸ“Œ 219
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Megaharo

06.11.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 245    πŸ” 141    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
get equipped with kid dislike

get equipped with kid dislike

06.11.2025 07:30 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

Pinning this post for the time being to collect crashouts from the right add if you like

05.11.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 149    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 6
Sickos meme- guy looking out a window laughing

Sickos meme- guy looking out a window laughing

Who’s tracking the best crash out’s? I know one of you are making a thread

05.11.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2439    πŸ” 419    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 112

Not to hand it to the Post but this cover goes hard

05.11.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We’re free to love!

05.11.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Inboxβ€” next cover of the New Yorker: β€œMayor Mamdani,” by Edel Rodriguez

05.11.2025 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 8664    πŸ” 1676    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 75

Genuinely upsetting that β€œfreedomism” immediately queued up β€œBorn to be Free” in my head

05.11.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
3 rows with each NYC mayoral candidate:

(blue bar) Zohran Mamdani
(yellow bar) Andrew M. Cuomo
(red bar) Curtis Sliwa (wearing a red had)

3 rows with each NYC mayoral candidate: (blue bar) Zohran Mamdani (yellow bar) Andrew M. Cuomo (red bar) Curtis Sliwa (wearing a red had)

sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively

05.11.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 11146    πŸ” 1166    πŸ’¬ 113    πŸ“Œ 84

Oh fuck yes

05.11.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Digital illustration of Frinos from the video game Hades 2. Frinos, a large squishy looking green frog with a white stomach, yellow eyes, and an orange mouth, is sitting on a mossy rock with similar rocks in the background and some grass in the foreground. He is surrounded by three small floating green shades who are all looking at him inquisitively. He looks very relaxed and content. The scene is framed by a oval shaped border decorated with silvery opalescent details including the 8 phases of the moon, a moon themed ornament inspired by the ones worn by Frinos and MelinoΓ«, thin threads draped down the sides of the frame that end in little stars, and at the bottom a little heart and Melinoe's laurel wreath.

Digital illustration of Frinos from the video game Hades 2. Frinos, a large squishy looking green frog with a white stomach, yellow eyes, and an orange mouth, is sitting on a mossy rock with similar rocks in the background and some grass in the foreground. He is surrounded by three small floating green shades who are all looking at him inquisitively. He looks very relaxed and content. The scene is framed by a oval shaped border decorated with silvery opalescent details including the 8 phases of the moon, a moon themed ornament inspired by the ones worn by Frinos and MelinoΓ«, thin threads draped down the sides of the frame that end in little stars, and at the bottom a little heart and Melinoe's laurel wreath.

A frog friend to confide in 🐸🧑 #hades2

04.11.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1218    πŸ” 389    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2

Seconding, I need to know what happened lmao

05.11.2025 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

05.11.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 17784    πŸ” 3507    πŸ’¬ 125    πŸ“Œ 72

not the lesson everyone will grab onto tonight but this proves soundcloud rappers are the future of electoral politics

05.11.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1231    πŸ” 120    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 6
Screen grab from the NYT saying 

WINNER
Zohran Mamdani, a Democrat, wins the New York City mayoral race.
Race called by The Associated Press
Latest results from 1m ago 
69% of votes in

Screen grab from the NYT saying WINNER Zohran Mamdani, a Democrat, wins the New York City mayoral race. Race called by The Associated Press Latest results from 1m ago 69% of votes in

ALL RIGHT AP JUST CALLED IT WITH 69% OF THE VOTE HA HA HA HA

05.11.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 841    πŸ” 168    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 70

I better see no less than six stories this week in the NYT about Mamdani voters talking about their economic anxiety in Brooklyn diners and what the GOP can do to win them back.

05.11.2025 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 914    πŸ” 140    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 6

Reskeeting to remind myself to bug my uni for this

31.10.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Halperin furiously working with AI trying to create a photo of Mamdani with a tattoo of Graham Platner on his chest.

28.10.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

At what point is Mandan legally required to take Cuomo to court for defamation because this is getting stupid.

31.10.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok but who is going as the sexy pregnant school house rocks bill as a last minute Halloween costume???

31.10.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
get equipped with normal tomorrow

get equipped with normal tomorrow

30.10.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

I would read the hell out of a deeply reported piece on how the media/political elite addiction to Twitter is shaping their views, which in turn shape the views of millions of people. It's a total reality-warper.

29.10.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3444    πŸ” 554    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 44

🧡

This is a loose chain of events leading to the current Trans Discourseβ„’. I'm gonna be spitballing mostly from memory so you'll have to forgive any inaccuracies and missing details.

Okay, get ready for some abridged terminally online trans lore. ⬇️

30.10.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

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