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@noisetheorem.bsky.social

A collection of unusual yet benign mutations assembled from the remnants of dead stars. Also a musician and IT Security Professional. Supporter of equality for all and tired of voting for old white men. Whatever the future is, it’s not that.

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Behringer crave anal…

Behringer crave anal…

🤔

14.02.2026 04:03 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I missed the Super Bowl because I don’t give a fuck about the Super Bowl.

10.02.2026 03:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They probably think scratching itches is gay.

09.02.2026 23:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

K-Pop Superbowl Halftime next year. Let's keep the assholes angry.

09.02.2026 18:23 — 👍 2532    🔁 259    💬 57    📌 29

Current class assignment:

1. Do something simple
2. Do something also simple
3. Do something you could basically do while sleeping
4. Write a full PCI DSS Compliance Policy
5. Use proper citations

Piece of cake.

09.02.2026 15:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This one may seem like it doesn’t fit my studio. It is definitely a nostalgia trip. My first analog synth was a 106 and I admit its looks are a partly why I got it.

It is also every Roland box I’ve ever loved in one. There’s a lot of variety and a very old school workflow.

07.02.2026 18:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've got a bad case of Friday brain fog today.

06.02.2026 15:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Unlikely they go open source. More likely is that someone is going to buy the rights and keep that part going.

29.01.2026 01:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

NI entered insolvency. its all over the music news.

28.01.2026 22:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Everyone bitching about NI and Kontakt possibly going away. Meanwhile my E-mu E4XT Ultra and Yamaha TG33 still work just fine...

28.01.2026 21:45 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I want to go back to the time when ‘vibe coding’ meant you were a developer at a sex toy manufacturer. Please?

22.01.2026 16:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

How Korg missed the opportunity to call the Phase8 the HeinBox is beyond me.

22.01.2026 13:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

so...I accidentally deleted my TG33 sample library from my hard drive at some point. I am therefore sampling it AGAIN. I'm taking the opportunity to make it a bit better, too. Here we go with another SampleRobot hearing test!

Backup your shit, folks. Don't be me.

21.01.2026 23:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Listening to demos and starting to think about the work to release them as an album.

1. Find all the project files (done)
2. Fix the mixes
3. Come up with an order
4. You catch the man
5. Mastering
6. Cover art
7. Toss it into the void
8. Profit (LOL, no. )

16.01.2026 16:29 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I am sorry, but I can’t see the new Korg Kaoss Pad KPV and not read KPV as Korg Papilloma Virus. I just can’t.

16.01.2026 14:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I have at least 4 songs I think I could finish and put out an album....except that means making cover art and coming up with a name. "Delusions of Artistry" may be appropriate.

15.01.2026 23:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m going through demos I put in SoundCloud over the last 3 years….and I think I made an album and didn’t know it…

Now to see if I can find any of the projects.

15.01.2026 22:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Lullaby for LLMs #synth #electrosound #synthesizer #beats
YouTube video by NoiseTheorem Lullaby for LLMs #synth #electrosound #synthesizer #beats

How to lose friends and alienate people:

#synth #electrosound #synthesizer #beats #synthsky
youtube.com/shorts/fbM07...

15.01.2026 21:33 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Obviously

13.01.2026 18:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Obviously

13.01.2026 18:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Having grown up in the 80s, I’m very familiar with why tape sucks. ADAT, aside from being kitschy, doesn’t have anything to make it desirable vintage. Early digital sound was not so good.

13.01.2026 12:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I have an old Sony in the studio I use for sampling and effects!

13.01.2026 00:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ve..uh…actually considered this…

12.01.2026 19:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Studio goal this week: I want to get the PolyEvolver, Subsequent 37, and Monarch together so I can sequence them from the Schrittmacher. I want to get my Berlin School Freak on.

12.01.2026 16:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ok...I have a little extra cash on hand, and my birthday is approaching. How should I spend it on music gear? (wrong answers only).

12.01.2026 16:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
MPC live II retro

MPC live II retro

Since I have the MPC live III, it’s time to let the Live II Retro go.

Anyone interested, PM me and we can work it out.

04.01.2026 00:29 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All the time I spent with the Akai Force has paid off in making me productive in the APC64 controlling Live. I need to just shut up and accept that Live is my DAW. Less think, more do.

04.01.2026 00:06 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Asm hydrasynth deluxe

Asm hydrasynth deluxe

This is one synth I do not regret buying at all. While it’s not an instant gratification machine, I find myself crafting sounds that are extremely playable and not just drones. As a player, I love the 6 octave keyboard! #synthsky #synthesizers #asmhydrasynth

02.01.2026 21:48 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m not into New Year’s resolutions, but “less think more do” seems like a good plan.

01.01.2026 22:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Polyend Tracker+

Polyend Tracker+

Finally getting to work with the tracker+. I really like the larger format over the mini. The synths are ok sounding so far, but editing them is easy (if a little limited). I’ll do a more detail review at some point. #synthesizers #synthsky

01.01.2026 22:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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