Joe Schlangen @schlangen - Bluesky Profile

Cold or hot

21.02.2025 18:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey guys! Does anyone have a river I could skate away on?

20.02.2025 16:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it’s bad

15.02.2025 17:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

24.01.2025 02:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My Big Ass

17.01.2025 19:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

when someone on gbbo says “last thing you wanna do is overbake it” it’s like yessss say that

11.12.2024 05:25 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Finally time to

07.12.2024 00:25 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

whoa

29.11.2024 18:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Did you seriously think oxygen wasn’t flowing just because the bag isn’t inflating 😭😭😭

26.11.2024 16:48 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Opening your suitcase at the airport is crazy because it’s like heyyy this is my underwear

26.11.2024 12:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cannot believe I am waking up at 2:30am just to get on an indirect flight to OHIO, help me

26.11.2024 00:26 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

say THAT

23.11.2024 18:37 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yippeeeeee

23.11.2024 18:33 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Whoever made the “bwah bwah bwah bwaaaah” failure trumpet sound was really in their bag

22.11.2024 03:20 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Found a box of mini ice cream sandwiches in my shared office freezer

21.11.2024 21:03 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

she’s not here to yell at me yet

19.11.2024 20:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bread Clip In Your Wallet

19.11.2024 20:07 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Did not notice Cynthia in the background until this moment

19.11.2024 20:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Almonds is would

19.11.2024 16:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Playing Eusexua out of this >>>

18.11.2024 21:42 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

NO HAY BANDA *throws chairs across room with my mind*

17.11.2024 23:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Burnt the roof of my tongue and bit my tongue really hard in the same day

16.11.2024 02:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah morals aside it’s a gross combo

15.11.2024 23:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

huge

15.11.2024 22:53 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For an app with a butterfly icon there’s a distinct lack of Mariah Carey

15.11.2024 20:25 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Standing in line is crazy like okayyyyyy cog in the machine teas I’m just a number boots

15.11.2024 20:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fred wtf are you doing here🐈

15.11.2024 20:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

leave Tank McFlop out of this

15.11.2024 17:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Something about this never sits right with me. Double homicide

15.11.2024 17:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

sun is out…nudity is on the tl…we’re healing

15.11.2024 16:55 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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