Michael Warner

Thank you for all you do Jeff. Not a day went by when I didn’t read your Farm updates. When you make a post just know that this Giants fan in NYC will read it and be grateful. 👊

Whoops, according to MLB pipeline

Yankees #19 and 25 prospects according

commissioner gordon calls on the penguin to investigate the joker

To any (D) in leadership who might see this...

The moment you announce, make a statement, issue a press release...or otherwise suggest that "it's time to move on from the Epstein case," I will:

Spend part of each day working to ensure you get voted out of office. Going soft will not be tolerated.

He could but the Warriors could and would match.

Ohtani posing with Trump with a big smile on his face.

Clayton Kershaw with gen 9:12-16 on his pride cap in sharpie

this is what i see in my head when i read all your embarrassing stan posts btw

brad lander primary chuck schumer

Jeffrey Epstein’s last words were, “I endorse Andrew Cuomo.”

Don’t rank Cuomo.

An Onion front page with the headline: Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice Who will stand up for our democracy? This question, fraught in even the most peaceful times, has only grown more pressing as our country approaches its 250th anniversary. Each passing day brings growing assaults on essential liberties like freedom of speech and due process. Meanwhile, our delicately assembled legal system faces a constant barrage of threats. Even as this issue reaches publication, the U.S. military has been deployed against peaceful protesters. We teeter on the brink of collapse into an authoritarian state. That is why, today, The Onion calls upon our lawmakers to sit back and do absolutely nothing. Members of Congress, now more than ever, our nation desperately needs your cowardice. Our republic is a birthright, an exceedingly rare treasure passed down from generation to generation of Americans. It was gained through hard years of bloody resistance and can too easily be lost. Our Founding Fathers, in their abundant wisdom, understood that all it would take was men and women of little courage sitting in the corridors of power and taking zero action as this precious inheritance was stripped away—and that is where we have finally arrived. Now is not the time for bravery or valor! This is the time for protecting your own hide and lining your pocket. Now is not the time for listening to your idiotic constituents drone on about what’s happening to their precious democracy. This is the time for getting down on all fours and grov- eling. Now is not the time to say, “Enough is enough,” and have the tough conversations about resisting the ongoing assaults on American liberty. This is the time to let the wave of apathy and indifference roll over you as you think about getting a really nice renovation to your house in Kalorama. But what can I, one coward, do alone? you might ask.

Donald Trump just unilaterally bombed Iran. A masked gang is terrorizing our streets. America has rapidly devolved into an authoritarian state.

That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress:

Sit back and do absolutely nothing.

Hey Chuck, you lost my vote. Have a great day.

Kennedy Removes All C.D.C. Vaccine Panel Experts

Not a doctor. Not a scientist. No. A longtime heroin addict and current steroid enthusiast who perjured himself in confirmation hearings in order to pursue a twisted agenda that will kill more Americans than Osama Bin Laden.

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

I was in the revival at Second Stage with the genius Jan Maxwell. Arthur was a gem!

It's not that Biden's decline while in office, and the effort to hide it, isn't a story. It's just that the guy *currently* in office is also in serious decline, dangerously so, and was even before he was elected, and there oddly doesn't seem to be the same fervor to cover that story.

Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists.

But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.

I lost my job, my kids have measles, and I had to drive my parents 200 miles to a Social Security office, but at least I know that immigrants are getting sent to torture prisons in El Salvador.

Another reason to say, “Fuck the Dodgers!”

Statement from Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer Leader on Pete Hegseth: “Hey, we’ve all been there! We all make mistakes. Now, and this is key, when Pete launches nukes while doing shots in a Foggy Botton dive bar, that’s when it will be important for us to take to the streets.”

At Angry Town Hall, Democratic Rep Calls For Schumer's Ouster Maryland Rep. Glenn Ivey criticized Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer for refusing to block the Republican government funding bill last week.

Rep. Glenn Ivey suggested Chuck Schumer step down as top Democrat in the Senate over his handling of government funding

He is the first Democratic member of Congress to come out and say so publicly

If I had to name one real cause to explain why we are in this position, it's the determination of centrists to wait until a tyrannical executive has already demolished the government and the Constitution before moving to defending it.

Zelensky is the guy that maga pretend Trump is

You’re the best, Bob!

Thank you for this brother!

A quick resistance task:
1. Google Gulf of Mexico
2. “Gulf of America" is the top
3. Click on the three little dots to the right of it
4. Select "Send Feedback"
5. Click on "Gulf Of America"
6. Select "Inaccurate content"
7. Select "Incorrect" and type in "The correct name is “Gulf of Mexico"

Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.

I’m embarrassed that you’re my Senator.

Hey @schumer.senate.gov your New York constituents are watching your failure. This is what governance looks like.