brat (milf edition)

The sense of dread on TikTok is palpably increasing as the Sun-Pluto conjunction gets closer

Having a fat ass is Jupiter remediation.

Having a rejoicing Moon (Moon in the 3rd house) is so special 🥹 it’s like a special power that makes you feel more in tune with your environment, your instincts, your local space… Forever grateful 🌙

adding in pregnant as well, that 10h activation w jupiter conjunct cancer ascendant for my 5H profection year this oct…& pluto continuing his erratic tap dance on my 5H uranus at 4 degrees

glad that venus is holding down the fort. she’ll subdue both saturn and mars for a while

All I want is a cottage in the Scottish Highlands, a freshly-fallen snow, a crackling fire, a riveting mystery novel, a kettle on the stove, and a healthy supply of emotional support scones.

Why do my cats pose for photographs like they’re 18th-century aristocracy?

any marriage; including lavender. v frustrated w everything & want my own little life that includes my own home I can sing & dance naked in w/out a care

pls God let my 7th house & 4th house activation do it’s little magic & bring the stability I’m manifesting into fruition

i’m getting engaged and married this year

the nodal reversal / secondary progressed lunar return / Saturn return combo is wild.

people think it’s *just* the Saturn return but all of this happens at the end of your 20s and it aggressively catapults you into an entirely new place in life.

Venus profection save me Venus profection save me Venus profection save me Venus profection save me Venus profection save me Venus profection save me Venus profection save me Venus profection save me Venus profection save me Venus profection save me Venus profection save me Venus profection save me

Mercury has all forms of dignity in Virgo aside from triplicity

This is funny to me because when a planet has triplicity it means it has community but Mercury in Virgo doesn’t trust anyone else to do things because they know they have the skill to do things more accurately

the beauty of astrology: it doesn’t provide all of the answers but it reminds us that we’re never alone in time 🌀

Them: so who’s in charge here?

Two people with 1H synastry, in unison: I AM!

Where my Sag moons at?

🧵: Saturn-Neptune conjunction (tropical).

Background: I had done a similar 🧵 on Twitter in Dec. 2022 before ElRon Muskard took it. Wasn’t in the archive 🤦. So, I’m going to revisit this transit for all 12 rising signs, just be aware that I may not get everything I originally wrote. #astrosphere

intuitively knew this was the answer, but was hoping there’d be a smol loophole w daddy saturn

@empressatlantis.bsky.social we need a thread of drugs & optimal transits for consumption

would you do hard drugs (like molly or shrooms) before a saturn square moon transit is tight? it’s a wide orb of 6 degrees rn

ahhhhh tysm beautiful 🥹

“In honor of Mars retrograde, share a selfie with your natal Mars placement.”

Sagittarius Mars, 3H (conjunct Pluto & Mars & Venus)

Really hoping we get some new musical sounds out of these outer planet ingresses. So much has gotten stale & soulless.

A siff cinema marquee that lists both the movies baby girl and nosferatu

baby girl nosferatu

theme of Jupiter in Cancer:
- abundant intimacy
- the witchy scholar
- powerful, trusted friends
- joy in the family/marriage
- material wealth
- talent in the arts
- elevated culture
- famous thought-leaders

This will be *the* transit of 2025!

I've eaten enough cookies to kill a Victorian child

A group of Christmas Caroling lawyers, call it Chant-a Clause

6 of coins card with Xmas explosion behind

What a card for the day!

The Moon is what makes astrology *intimate,* deeply felt, and present in our day-to-day life.
She really is that girl.