ash 🍃✨

two year olds are a zen koan

schizopost meme of UN soldiers breaking in to house with trollface paranoid man with shotgun hiding behind wall paranoid guy: "i hate the timelords! i hate the chronocator" jupiter soldier: "we've got you surrounded! come drink your subperiod!" the meme is crappily edited

remember to drink your subperiod

explaining to my 2yo she's not eating the muffin man, she's eating the muffin given to her by the muffin man

A closeup photo of a very vibrant orange cluster of jelly fungus growing from the cracked gray bark of a log. A small piece of wispy bearded lichen is sticking out of the side of the jelly

Seen any good jellies lately?

exactly yes hahaha, but it needs to be composted at a commercial compost facility so it can get to a proper temp!!

among other myriad faults this home’s previous owners were afflicted with a mysterious disease causing them to think you can lightly bury commercially compostable flatware randomly in your backyard to make it compost

Oooh!! Can’t wait to read!

well! That was some hot garbage

💀💀💀

I love this for you

omg godspeed soldier 🫡

YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

go follow my son @wikimedia-bot.hellbhoy.net NOW

shut UP!!!

I’m taking it low and slow while I see how many readings my week can comfortably hold with my design work, which has not traditionally been my rejoicing mercurial Mars MO, lol

Definitely more to come!

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just one spot left for now on Thursday, November 20 🍂

the moon & venus absolutely serving in libra this morning

please note that my availability as a working mum is super tight, but I’m pleased to be able to open some select spots and hope to add some more by the end of the year ✨

Year Ahead Reading - Ashley McQuaid $144 USD. A review of your upcoming (or past!) year, month-by-month and season-by-season, through Lenormand and Tarot. We'll close with a short spread specific to your goals and dreams.

you asked, and it's HERE! my november calendar for your year-ahead readings! see you soon. 💕

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liking for solidarity because one did this at my nana's too 💀 (although in his defense [?], I think her last notes told him to lmfao)

wishing you so much comfort 💗💕

I just want to state unequivocally that I don't hate little old ladies. unless they're very mean

I'll cosign this, absolutely

I'm limiting replies on this because you people are fucking weird

I will pUNCH

when I am president of the universe, leaving a shopping cart in the lot instead of returning it to a corral will cause you to have an itchy buttcrack for the 24 hour period immediately following

I will require eighty

a fun Lenormand tweak: do a 3-card line for each question in the spread!

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if you have a typo you gotta just delete the word and go again it's faster than trying to select the wrong letter!!