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reminder that hank green is a hack and should be treated as such

exactly!

oh your friend is a rapist? so rape is acceptable to you, and it's reasonable to assume that you will also commit some form of sexual assault. thanks for that

so take your self-loathing somewhere else

did you guys know that when you befriend or defend abusers, that you're just as bad as the abuser?

thank you for coming to my TedTalk

internal origin based on external experience

something with spiders

respectable

and I love mine
i still expect pity lol

oof, my condolences

okay doctor

I'm posting from just outside the seventh circle

I'm not sexually harassing anyone
you're suggesting I do drugs for ambiguous reasons

very telling

hr got banned
Aaron got butthurt at the bug

hey Alex, how was your day of meme making and capitalism hating?

abloobloo?

what an odd thing to say

who are you

what would your balls even rest on?
he has no chin!

imagine getting a blow job from will stancil

like sticking your dick in an ant hill, but the ants are sentient teeth

Father Guido Sarducci?

jheya and astrid and hulk and smams

the "hey, you come here often?" squad

my upper lower class friends clamouring be to be lower middle class disgusts me just as much as the billionaires they aspire to be

whomst among us

is that too niche?
it's probably too niche

paidre o'guid saorise

calling my catgirl by whispering "osrsosrsosrs"

they better bring me something nice on payment for my sacrifice

love when I roll a joint with the last of my good weed so I can feel better about the fact I am broke and out of rum

and then I lose the joint