P.J. Shapiro

Peabody

Note that the hairdo appears to be a regulation Karen style with a name that would get this post filtered to oblivion.

Wag the Dog

"I'm just saying, it's bad craftsmanship."

SAVE JUSTIN

Not doing nature/nurture for Temu Goebbels. I don't know, I don't care, and I will celebrate his death as soon as it happens.

Just entertaining the notion that this could be true has improved two weekends.

Unless the people are brown. Or poor. Or said mean shit about Dear Leader.

It only looks peaceful until you stall out in a coffee drive-through line.

That's what the new currency is going to say. Not like the pluribuses are doing much unum lately, anyways.

They're going shopping for the Commander in Chief. Under 14 only.

I stopped going to services years ago, but I do still celebrate Roast Hashasha regularly.

Turns out rebar is too dark, or some shit.

Something about his penis being so useless that Elon's botched dick enlargement seems good by comparison.

It's been longer than 25 years, they just changed the abstract therefore unbeatable villain from drugs to terror. Slave patrol gonna slave patrol.

quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric

Unfair to wet paper bags, as well.

If you can, help this brave little dude beat cancer.

They found 38 unmarked graves of Indigenous children at Immaculate Conception Mission in South Dakota and it didn't make the news outside of Indian Country.

Our Long National Nightmare by Tom Tomorrow Relive the trauma of the last five years through the cartoons of Herblock Award winner and Pulitzer nominee Tom Tomorrow.

WE HAVE LIFTOFF

www.kickstarter.com/projects/tom...

We're the ones who suffer, paying for stupid bullshit attempts at journalism like this. The coal-fired averaging machine does not have feelings (or any practical application other than stealing intellectual property).

Oh. There’s a new Parker movie out.

Wet Signature Leg

Traffic Court

I should have included the middle line: "A newt?"

Got better.

The Torment Nexus Problem

The ADL Likudniks can piss up a rope.

BATDANCE IS NOW COMPULSORY. I don't make the rules.

If there are any water features, just run.