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@lukeyism.bsky.social

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Every article makes it sound like the pope has already died but he still alive.

27.02.2025 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Screaming

12.02.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not a single reporter at the Superbowl asked any of the Eagles why they didn't fly the Fellowship to Mordor.

12.02.2025 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4105    πŸ” 378    πŸ’¬ 83    πŸ“Œ 20

πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

16.01.2025 12:19 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Baddies! Pose for me

08.01.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Shit is about to get SCARY!!! They keep framing these changes as prioritising free speech when what they’re really doing is expanding their propaganda machine and monitoring millions of people globally!

07.01.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Amen

08.01.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The asshole paradox. You don’t want to leave because you might look like an asshole so you stick around only to feel like an asshole.

Might as well be an asshole.

07.01.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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Not that Google was ever good, but this cartoon is a good summary of now.

28.12.2024 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3589    πŸ” 1119    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 92

Truth

14.12.2024 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Violence is never the answer" is such a dumb thing to say. Obviously, sometimes, violence is the appropriate answer. Prioritizing civility over justice is great for the people in power.

12.12.2024 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

And the minority groups there too

13.12.2024 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With this flag πŸ‡―πŸ‡²πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡Ή πŸ‡§πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡§πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡©πŸ‡»πŸ‡¨πŸ‡±πŸ‡¨πŸ‡°πŸ‡³ all things are possible!!!!

12.12.2024 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 9

Listen you watched them wrong. You need to go back again

13.12.2024 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m shocked at the amount. As bad as my alt

12.12.2024 05:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If I buy:
- 3 bananas, they will be gone by dinner
- 4 bananas, I will have to throw 3 away in a week

02.12.2024 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 152    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

The Bob clocked in

12.12.2024 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

schrΓΆdinger: *handing his daughter a box at christmas* open it honey

daughter: *already crying* daddy please no

11.12.2024 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1153    πŸ” 214    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 7

Popular with friends feed just showed me the most beautiful cheeks. Love it here

11.12.2024 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey! So, I’m actually not here to argue with ANYONE about their opinions. Your philosophical think pieces mean nothing to me, I’m just here to engage, laugh, and have harmless fun. Hope this helps! ☺️

11.12.2024 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 227    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 9

Find someone who has a nice one and steal it.

06.12.2024 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who learn you editing pictures. The Bridgetown and Cotton Tower pictures nice

06.12.2024 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

White people with dreads make me so mad.

06.12.2024 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 282    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 37

This is why music in the 70s was so much better

06.12.2024 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Where I could get a good real Christmas tree from?

06.12.2024 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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IMPORTANT NOTE:

If you start "tv off" at 11:57:55 on New Year’s Eve, you'll hit MUSTARDDDDD
right at midnight.

The more you know… #BlackSky

01.12.2024 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 440    πŸ” 162    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 25

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