Victor Laszlo's Avatar

Victor Laszlo

@impolitics.bsky.social

Always 100% truthful, often 100% factual. Political satire is comedy about things that aren't funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDm3qr3Zlu0

610 Followers  |  532 Following  |  541 Posts  |  Joined: 12.02.2024  |  1.6225

Latest posts by impolitics.bsky.social on Bluesky

Alas, many men and women in journalism are whores.

But Bari Weiss is the only one who insists that being a whore is heroic.

05.02.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Attacks on Jews in the name of anti-Zionism are, of course, an argument for Zionism.

04.02.2026 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you didn't vote for Harris but now you're protesting ICE, you're a fucking hypocrite. YOU put those stormtroopers on the streets of Minneapolis. YOU murdered Renee Good.

19.01.2026 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A conservative celebrating Martin Luther King Day is like an arsonist celebrating National Fire Prevention Week.

19.01.2026 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

By now there are enough bad apples for an entire bad orchard.

09.01.2026 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump: The only thing limiting my powers as Commander-in-Chief is "my own morality."

We're doomed.

08.01.2026 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 08.01.2026 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

European leaders say the annexation of Greenland by the U.S. will doom NATO.

But this is all the more reason for the U.S. to annex Greenland in the eyes of Putin's pet president.

07.01.2026 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I bet I’m not the only one this is happening to β€” it’s been 2026 for five days now, but I’m still writing FUCK TRUMP on my checks.

06.01.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œGrow my wallet!”

05.01.2026 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Charlie Kirk had a constitutional right to be a racist pig without losing his life and others have a constitutional right to call him a racist pig without losing their jobs. If you can’t live with that, America is not for you.

09.12.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Quiet, rapist.

19.11.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ralph Nader is an asshole.

17.11.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In today’s GOP, losing your mind is a job requirement.

15.11.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is of a piece with J.D. Couchbanger’s insistence that posting β€œI love Hitler” is just an edgy joke.

But dare to suggest that the racist pig named Charlie Kirk was anything less than Jesus incarnate and Hitlerbilly Vance will cry so hard he’ll smudge his eyeliner.

20.10.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 19.10.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The core concept of democracy is that those who dissent from their leaders are not disloyal to their country..

The core concept of Nazism is that those who dissent from their leaders are terrorists and traitors.

Which of those beliefs best match what Republicans are saying?

17.10.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Trump Klux Klan was terribly upset this morning when they learned for the first time that there is no Nobel Prize for Rape.

10.10.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Even the toughest critics of Pete Hegseth’s freakout at the Pentagon must admit that no man has tried that hard to convince people he’s heterosexual since Rock Hudson in β€œGiant.”

01.10.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why didn't you sign the letter from other Democratic representatives calling for the US to recognize Palestine? It's a hugely important step in securing peace, justice and self-determination for the Palestinians in a state alongside Israel. Please explain why you didn't sign it.

30.09.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So it turns out that all the top military officers from around the world were summoned to the Pentagon just to hear Pete Hegseth rant and rave like the guy at the end of the bar at last call who's been there since happy hour downing doubles and screaming at the television.

30.09.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why didn't you sign the letter from other Democratic representatives calling for the US to recognize Palestine? It's a hugely important step in securing peace, justice and self-determination for the Palestinians in a state alongside Israel. Please explain why you didn't sign it.

29.09.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Slso the lie that parents are to β€œblame” for their kids’ autism because they didn’t listen to Krackpot Kennedy.

23.09.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 22.09.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No, a two-state solution is not a "reward" for Hamas.

The nations that recognized Palestine today all say Hamas must have no future role in it.

And Hamas doesn't want two states. It wants what Netanyahu wants: one authoritarian state from the river to the sea run by far-right religious fanatics.

21.09.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 16.09.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's also interesting here is Kavanaugh's offhand acknowledgment that big business is at war with the environment.

14.09.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 14.09.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Since it is actually very well known that Ossoff has aroused the ire of AIPAC, you clearly assume he's a shill for the organization that wants him out of office because he's a Jew. That is interesting in and of itself.

12.09.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your post portrays all Democrats as not fighting CItizens United. This is contemptible nonsense not worth any further discussion, so I leave you the last word β€” I never met an asshole who didn't insist on it.

12.09.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@impolitics is following 20 prominent accounts