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author: they have brown skin

fan artists: very tan white person :) got it :)

romantacy reviews are all like “this is the worst book i’ve ever read, i feel stupider after reading it. 10/10 had a wonderful time.”

help i can’t stop making picrews of my himbo tiefling son

wow! i love the colors and the detail you put into it. the shadows where their fingers press into each other! their expressions!!!!

what’s it called when you have gaydar but it’s for neurospicy bisexuals?

some published authors never cut their teeth on unhinged fanfic and it shows

tfw i put on a cute outfit but then remember i gotta mow the lawn today

i love getting ominous emails from my man

just heard my primary care doctor cackle like a witch outside the exam room i’m waiting in

life hack: if u wear what u normally wear (leggings, a metal band shirt, doc martens) but throw a blazer on over it, your coworkers will think you’re fancy

absolutely wild that my mom had an 8-year-old kid when she was my age

and before you come at me with “but the library!” the 20-week hold line doesn’t help me right now! i’ll forget what even happened by then!!!

when the first book in a series is available thru kindle unlimited but the rest of the series isn’t 😒😒😒😒

yeehawtism

me: i’m being a menace and putting a hot choccy packet in my coffee

coworker 1: that’s not menace behavior! that’s a mocha!!!

coworker 2: i have TWO in my coffee right now

can’t wait til i have a garage i can put miscellaneous junk in, instead of having to find increasingly more creative ways to store large boxes of air filter replacements somewhere inside of my apartment.

or at least wait until after the creator is dead. like lotr stuff? probably safe.

On reading this, it occurs to me that Gaiman could have had an endless supply of WILLING partners for whatever his heart desired, no matter how depraved.

Which means what he really desired was UNWILLING partners.

Which means Neil Gaiman is a rapist.

Period.

i really wish the people i looked up to when i was younger would quit turning out to be grotesque monsters

to read without paywall - archive.is/alRKr

i’m so angry and disgusted. with him, and with amanda for knowing about it and exposing vulnerable young women to him anyway.

big huge CW for pretty much every kind of abuse.

finished wind and truth last night and i am not okay

didn’t wake up and choose violence but then i got to work

pretty sure my downstairs neighbor is playing League and i want him to stop

praying none of my coworkers call out today so i can just vibe and read my book instead of doing their work

The Mourn Watcher

this thing just lives in my house

i wanna seduce my man but i’m too gassy 😫

my hub told me that he considers me a “high comfort individual” which is the nicest way anyone has ever called me a lazy bones pillow princess, and he’s absolutely correct.

every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season