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I competed in a hackathon today and oooweee I forgot how much I absolutely love making stuff. I’ll share more later, but for right now it’s bedtime. I AM EXHAUSTED-.-

08.10.2025 06:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just started watching avatar the last airbender for the first time. I’m two episodes in and it’s already so good.

25.08.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I THINK DOGS SHOULD VOTE

16.07.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve completed my bachelor’s degree!
I’m graduating with a 3.65 GPA too!

14.07.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am so close to finishing up my bachelor’s, maybe i can get it before we officially enter WW3

24.06.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Update to this, apparently your butt should never be bleeding that much and I’m getting hemorrhoid surgery on the 19th

13.06.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm watching The Rehearsal for the first time and holy shit it's so good. Absolute peak satire.

18.05.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn, history really do be repeating itself.

24.04.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Y’all ever go to the bathroom, look in the toilet and think β€œoh damn, I must have started my period” only to, upon further inspection, realize that no, it’s actually just your butt?

23.04.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m watching the second @hbomberguy.bsky.social video for my college copyright class 😎

23.04.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Plate of potato pancakes on a table in front of a tv showing a video of Smosh reading reddit stories

Plate of potato pancakes on a table in front of a tv showing a video of Smosh reading reddit stories

We got our (potato) pancakes out

29.03.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. My sibling took me in after I said I didn't know why my head was hurting. They did a CT and cleared me with a minor concussion. It was honestly pretty scary. Felt like waking up after passing out and not knowing what's going on, but for hours.

29.03.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Update: i have a concussion

29.03.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did y’all know that if you hit your head hard enough it kind of feels like you’re on drugs?

28.03.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why is goal setting consistently the hardest assignment for me?

A bunch of nonsensical busywork? Yes.
Presentations? Easy.
Write a 5 page essay? Yup.
Discussion posts? Harder, but yes.

Come up with 3 goals for yourself? Oh no.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Uh I'm gonna leave.

21.03.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm taking time and a half at school right now. The 3 classes, all being seven weeks long, is an estimated 18 hours a week per class, equaling 54 hours total.
Oh, and they're all 400+ level classes -.-

I am going to be busy.

21.03.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If the earth was flat cats would've pushed everything off of it by now.

😼

12.03.2025 10:27 β€” πŸ‘ 9990    πŸ” 777    πŸ’¬ 240    πŸ“Œ 61

> have thing tomorrow
> go to bed early
> can’t sleep because excited
> still awake hours later
> can’t sleep but now it’s because I’m worried I won’t get enough sleep

03.03.2025 07:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Hands down my favorite part of taking a design class is the part where we have to share our work and I get to see what everyone else made.

03.03.2025 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🎢Don’t be sad, go get a tattoo🎢

24.02.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The most effective way to motivate me to clean is to just have someone come over to visit.

23.02.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tabby cat sitting cross pawed looking at the camera like the cutest most precious cat of all time

Tabby cat sitting cross pawed looking at the camera like the cutest most precious cat of all time

Tabby cat curled up in a ball, laying on the floor, meowing at the camera

Tabby cat curled up in a ball, laying on the floor, meowing at the camera

I was talking to someone today and almost broke down when I realized I have 3 cats, not 4. I miss you so much Penny girl.

22.02.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Babe, wake up. New Jubilee just dropped: β€œSURROUNDED 1 Nazi vs 25 Jewish people”

22.02.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Over the weekend, 12 West Brewing Co. hosted neo-Nazi Leonarda Jonie in The Cellar. Other venues have cancelled her tour stop at their locations but the show went on in downtown Mesa and, of course, it brought out a local white supremacist group handing out neo-Nazi propaganda. Never drink here.

27.01.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 123    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 7

Um… cats, not the world, and your face.

28.01.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did I immediately make my mom listen to #EPICTheMusical as soon as we got to her house?

Yes. Of course I did.

19.01.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Got to do a one two punch today.

doctor I haven’t seen in a while: β€œhow are the horses?

me: β€œidk I don’t get to see them anymore…”

dr: β€œoh no, why?”

me: β€œbecause I’m at as needed therapy now baybee!”

18.01.2025 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is your blood pressure supposed to go down when you work out? Because mine does!

18.01.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Two cats, one black and white and one grey tabby snowshoe, laying on a bed. The black and white cat has his paws streched out.

Two cats, one black and white and one grey tabby snowshoe, laying on a bed. The black and white cat has his paws streched out.

Close up of a brown tabby cat with green eyes

Close up of a brown tabby cat with green eyes

So, I’m here now.
Please accept this cat tax payment.

16.01.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RIXIE! 🫢

16.01.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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