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@esses.bsky.social

Artist and designer, open for commissions sometimes, usually has pieces for sale, glad to finally get to use my OG handle for the first time in 13 years

49 Followers  |  102 Following  |  72 Posts  |  Joined: 06.07.2023  |  1.5821

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Hank Hill quote-saying a tweet from @sillydingdong reading β€œi do not want to save to one drive, i want the save to the documents folder. on my computer. that i have. in my house

Hank Hill quote-saying a tweet from @sillydingdong reading β€œi do not want to save to one drive, i want the save to the documents folder. on my computer. that i have. in my house

I felt this in my fucking soul

12.06.2024 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3733    πŸ” 775    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 29

Have they fixed this app to not suck ass yet?

16.10.2023 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seems a little early for the US to be having another election, but I welcome it.

16.10.2023 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love drafting invoices for my art.

14.09.2023 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A Sale of Two Titties

It was the breast of times

12.09.2023 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Incredible that the Midnight Meat Train isn't a porno

09.09.2023 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The floor is baklava

09.09.2023 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's called "being really annoying for food before 5 am" and your cat may be doing it

09.09.2023 11:07 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Neck rolls and double chins are like love handles for people who like being choked

09.09.2023 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I clipped a fish eye lens to my 3DSXL

04.09.2023 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Going out to eat is fun, but they don't balance the macronutrients and fibre in my specific way so is it really worth it?

01.09.2023 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you a man of worth or have you posted hog on the internet?

30.08.2023 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I wanted to name our cat Mouse because the mark on her nose looks like a cursor

25.08.2023 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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My goal for the rest of the year is to get better at 3D modelling and digital sculpting. Here’s some torsos whipped up in Nomad Sculpt #art

22.08.2023 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sunday morning is the perfect time to worship slick wet beings from outside of time ! !!!

20.08.2023 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 209    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 12
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I hope they decriminalise cocaine next so people don't hog the one unisex toilet at the bar to talk about crypto in between lines and just do it at their table. Here's me hogging the unisex toilet at the bar to take a selfie.

20.08.2023 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Corner store kitty.

20.08.2023 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I find confrontation helps. They either own up to what they're doing or they feel bad about reneging and try to correct.

20.08.2023 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This has to be a pyramid scheme or something

15.08.2023 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is how I discover that Blue Sky doesn’t support GIFs?

06.08.2023 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pink and blue

06.08.2023 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Quite a few of these weapons formed against me are prospering

03.08.2023 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't hear properly, my nose is blocked, my throat feels like I swallowed sandpaper. Why do I still feel guilty about staying home from work when I feel like absolute shit?

02.08.2023 07:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is cheese available.

01.08.2023 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ordered a double vodka with soda water and sliced lime. When the waiter brought it around, he yelled "Who ordered the skinny bitch?!" So now I know what to call it.

01.08.2023 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The gamer was watching his replays, when he noticed something distressing and called out: "Lord, why in my most clutch moments, did I not see the assist score going up?"
And the Lord said, "It was then that I carried you. Git gud scrub nub gg ez."

01.08.2023 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You changed my life with Crudbump Nasty Jams. 15 years later and my dick's still on the phone.

31.07.2023 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Any of you skeeters in Cape Town?

31.07.2023 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Missed my chance to post hog on the skyline now that I've given invite codes to people I know IRL. To skeet or not to skeet, yada yada

31.07.2023 12:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is truth about walkable cities that commies don't tell you about

31.07.2023 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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