Monica 🕯️🖤🦄

Photobucket still actin a damn fool.

Photobucket really said WE HAVE THE RECEIPTS.

I’m keeping it PG cause I work on Halloween so I’m just gonna be a witch. Every other costume idea I have is too much for the kids at my job.

As a social worker, this speaks to me.

Happy Birthday Julie you sweet angle 💜💜💜!

The divas are here.

Piggie realizing he has been replaced by Snoopy.

HalfMoonJoe smiling PSL.

Brb about to take a PTO day on Friday.

This was me when I came back from vacation 😩.

Not the PTSD from Vietnam. Roblox is GOING there.

Not the snoring uncle.

Why not all three.

Tote from the Stranger Things: The First Shadow play.

I wish they had cute hoodies but I got this tote from the play yesterday. LOVE a tote bag.

It’s intermission at the Stranger Things play and DAMN a lot has already happened.

I see it.

I watched Hereditary once and ended up going down an entire rabbit hole afterwards to understand what the fuck I just watched. I think I need to watch it again knowing what I know now.

Mama just cancel it and watch movies in your room alone.

Be honest.

i’ll be single forever because i am smarter than every man and can read them all to filth

The reason their profiles look like that is BECAUSE they don’t have any female friends. It’s so hard out here 😩.

Sending you all the good vibes and virtual hugs 💜.

I have never heard of pretzel dogs but this might get me to actually eat some form of hot dog.

I knew it would only be a matter of time, lol (also please send me the original pic of Joe showing off the sweater he hates).

You’re pretty, the outfit’s pretty, the background is pretty. Go awwf Whitney! 💜

Strangers Things: The First Shadow tickets.

I finally got tickets 😊.

I feel seen.

Absolutely.

Oh he absolutely does 🥰.

What is going on.

WHY HASNT THIS MAN MOVED IN THE LAST TEN MINUTES (I kind of understand that he might not want to deal with the chaos that is Broadway and Flushing). Also, I’m not doxxing myself cause I’m not over here.

Me, on a Saturday, making two Uber Eats orders. One for alcohol, and one for Sonic. I should be stopped.

I don’t sleep much, that’s crazy, how’d you know that? Keep myself up, that’s maybe how you know that. -The Wise Poet Tyler Joseph