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Predator Badlands understands that the secret to a good Predator movie is 70 minutes of toxic masculinity and 30 minutes of "toxic masculinity has failed, time to build elaborate booby traps."

Two guys on the train meme and there's a giant sleeping cat leaning against the train

Sailor Mars shopping-cart surfing with the caption: if you see someone stealing food, no you didn't.

Hey.

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

“Now go to sleep, Kevin—or once again I’ll have to knock three times and summon the Floating Head of Death.”

“Now go to sleep, Kevin—or once again I’ll have to knock three times and summon the Floating Head of Death.”

Zohran claims to main a character named "Claw" in ST, but no such character exists. Curious!

Zohran caught in LIES: Mamdani claims to have "loved Final Fantasy III" when he was growing up. yet research indicates that the game he played was in fact the SIXTH Final Fantasy game

This is a harder pattern but you can get through it if you hug the right and just weave up and down as the balls spread out. Good to save a bomb for this one if you can.

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

SAM NEILL GENERAL JOHN MACARTHUR If you were to commit a murder, how would you do it? It's got to be big! No slipping something into someones drink, that's just pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a stain on the road. There's probably a couple of people I'd put under a steamroller, but I won't say who they are, otherwise when they see a steamroller coming their way they'll be on full alert. And steamrollers don't go very fast...

Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

A picture of He-Man

Them: “no one had pronouns in my day”
A TV Character from their day:

Sometimes reddit is funny.. but only if youve seen the star trek episode about darmok and jalad at tanagra

tearing into the mod files for the mysummerdog addon and finding the funniest UV unwrap ive ever seen in my life

LA: we will fight you.

Chicago: we will fight you.

PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.

Three persons in inflatable frog costumes. One of them is holding a nicely painted sign with two little cartoon frogs holding hands, below the text "FROGS TOGETHER STRONG"

Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid

Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems... SIMON: What? SHAPIRO: ...Or saying... SIMON: You imagine that? SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over. SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level. SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this. SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

#WarRavagedPortland

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

wizard frog is insane

Walked into a drafthouse and while in the lobby I realized I could hear Expedition 33 music coming from the kitchen area. Excellent choice kitchen staff

🏁Nightmare Kart: THE OLD KARTS🏁

Check out a trailer showing off all the beach themed levels, as well as a sneak peek at the mid campaign boss fight: the Orphan of Karts! 🌴🏍️

📅 Coming: When its ready! 📅

#NightmareKart

Emergency World Naked Bike Ride planned in Portland, with blurred photi of naked bicyclists.

Portland enacts emergency powers of nudity to check federal overreach.

Talking to people younger than me about how I beat Battletoads on NES & they CANNOT conceive of a world in which the internet doesn't exist.
"So you just sat down, & played Battletoads ALL day, REPEATEDLY, until you memorized the entire game...?"
"yes ."

Nature is healing

Kimmel’s writing staff doesn’t seem cowed by the events of the past week.

@jimmykimmellive.bsky.social

Found it!

silent hill f

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)