A 2-year old.
This is a baby.
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#EdTech professional. Topics I care about: politics (on your left), books (crime, SF, horror, lit), TV, wrestling (AEW, CMLL, fuck WWE), tech, probably other stuff. 3 cats, 1 dog. Dog is smaller than any of the cats. Also, fuck ICE
A 2-year old.
This is a baby.
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Oh, so you're an ICE agent? Who do you like arresting more: toddlers or priests?
23.01.2026 21:36 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Sadly, the aftertaste kicks in after each bite.
23.01.2026 19:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have tried the zero-sugar Oreos, and they taste exactly like real Oreos right until the aftertaste hits you with a taste that is so 100% nothing like an Oreo that you cannot focus on anything else. It's like the non-euclidian angles in a Lovecraft story or the animation in Polar Express.
23.01.2026 18:53 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Okay, but hear me out: Santana's looking at a cached version of the roster page from 15 years ago.
22.01.2026 21:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The number of times I've tried "coffee near XXX" in the Boston area and had it explicitly not show Dunkin or Starbucks is off the charts, and while there's an argument that 'Bucks and (especially) Dunks don't qualify as coffee, Google shouldn't be making it.
22.01.2026 16:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0VIOLENT DHS / ICE OFFICER - ARMED AND DANGEROUS TYLER GRAMLIN SUSPECTED KIDNAPPER/TERRORIST Borden, IN CBP Tyler O'Ryan Gramlin, 32, of Borden, IN is a Border Patrol Agent who has traveled from state to state committing extreme violence. In Jan 2026, Gramlin emptied a can of pepper spray directly in the face of a prone protester at point-blank range in Minneapolis. Spray attack 1/21/26 Before spray attack DISCLAIMER: Ths is a community warning only. All info is from public sources and may be incomplete or inaccurate. We make no legal claims as to guilt. We condemn all threats, violence, harassment, or sharing private info including addresses, phone numbers, or familv member info. The First Amendment protects documentation of suspected official misconduct. DO NOT APPROACH OR ATTEMPT TO APPREHEND THIS INDIVIDUAL.
Gramlin's hand emptying a can of pepper spray directly in the face of a protester who is restrained on the ground
Tyler O'Ryan Gramlin, 32, of Borden, IN is a Border Patrol Agent who has traveled from state to state committing extreme violence. On Jan 21, 2026 Gramlin emptied a can of pepper spray directly in the face of a prone protester at point-blank range in Minneapolis #MPLS #OneOfOursAllOfYours #UnmaskICE
22.01.2026 03:37 β π 6618 π 4090 π¬ 312 π 349π¨HOLY CRAP. An ICE whistleblower just revealed a secret memo authorizing ICE officers to break into homes without a judicial warrant, which DHS's own legal training materials say is unconstitutional!
ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.
Wouldn't it be easier to have a list of rakes on which Worldcons haven't stepped?
21.01.2026 17:53 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sure, Newsom sucks on domestic issues (see being a transphobe, for starters), but have you considered that he also sucks on international issues? Guy contains multitudes. Multitudes that suck.
21.01.2026 17:48 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0This got cut for the mediocre Michael Irvin bit?
21.01.2026 13:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Same -- I'm looking for them when they come to my area. Unlike AI.
20.01.2026 17:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So could, you know, everything?
"Doritos Cool Ranch x Ruffles could fail without wider adoption, says Frito-Lay CEO."
(Difference: I don't want Doritos Cool Ranch x Ruffles to fail.)
Fun fact: the highest-rated WWE match of Penta's career is the 58th-highest overall from him, per Cagematch (which, yes, take with a grain of salt).
20.01.2026 16:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm the one in the brown hat.
What you might not see is the victim in the car. His feet are pointing out the open car door. An agent is sitting on one of his legs. Heβs only wearing crocs.
Bystanders found his legal work visa in his abandoned car.
#AbolishICE
So we're focusing on Jeremiah being too young and not the fact that he was a bullfrog?
19.01.2026 20:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes! No algorithms, no AIs producing CSAM, tons of wrestling fans! Definitely the better option.
19.01.2026 13:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"8000 verbal assaults."
The worst thing you can do, apparently, is hurt the fee-fees of the neo-gestapo.
This is just where we are at these days, huh? It used to be that if you wanted to critique Wolfenstein for being "anti-Nazi" you had to attack it from other angles like Gameplay or Story. Now it's literally just Nazis saying "this is too anti-Nazi for my liking".
18.01.2026 17:49 β π 147 π 35 π¬ 10 π 2Pew Research Institute (2023):
β’ Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
β’ Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
β’ Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
Last week, Emilia Clarke dropped an espionage show on Peacock. This week, Sophie Turner drops a heist show on Prime. I'm assuming that the week that follows will see Maisie Williams in another crime subgenre, on another streamer. A private eye show on Max? An amateur detective on Paramount Plus?
18.01.2026 20:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I do not need this Madagascar reboot.
18.01.2026 15:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Shelf featuring a large number of Legion of Super-Heroes books, including Volumes 1-10 of the LSH Archives. Vol 6 has the word "Legion" printed much lower and out of alignment with the rest (and also with weird kerning).
I would still love to know what the fuck happened when the spine for Legion of Super-Heroes Archives Vol 6 was designed.
18.01.2026 15:26 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0It's not that overt, thankfully, but there's just this vibe between them that feels off.
18.01.2026 15:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The Nature Made commercial with the son coming home from college and asking his mom if she took her vitamins is the spiritual sequel to the Folgers Incest Commercial.
18.01.2026 13:57 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Never saw The Rascalz on TNA, but based on the one promo, well, we have The Frat House at home.
Not going to write anyone off based on one crappy promo, but man that was bad. #AEWCollision.
Let tonight's #AEWCollision intro theme go the same way of that one Mina entrance theme and never be heard from again.
18.01.2026 01:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π§΅ (including replies)
17.01.2026 23:02 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0(Also, tiktok still sucks in terms of usability, so don't expect me to do this again until the NY Jets have made the playoffs.)
17.01.2026 20:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This was good enough that I actually logged into TikTok for the first time in three years (on a desktop web browser, the way god intended) and gave this a like and follow.
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