Ryan Smith

Hey News Outlets:

One guy has cancer.

The other guy IS cancer.

Only one is threatening the country’s survival.

Please report accordingly.

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1 : to click a barely visible email link resulting in a 400% increase in emails and aggressive promotional offers.

2 : to enter an endless loop of “Are you sure?” screens and broken links designed to devour any remaining joy in your life.

Never read “The Art of the Deal,” but I assume every chapter is Chapter 11.

RFK Jr. says he plans to tell CDC to stop recommending fluoride in drinking water U.S. Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. says he plans to tell the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention soon to stop recommending fluoridation in communities nationwide.

Just in: In retaliation, Crest is removing all water from its toothpaste.

Oh no! What did Biden do NOW?!

Before he stepped away from the lectern, I wish Cory Booker had said to the stenographer, ‘OK, can you read that back to me?’

I’m starting to wonder if he was ever hinged in the first place.

A heartfelt CONGRATS to RFK Jr !!!

With love,

Measles

Can’t tell you how much I needed to hear that right now. Miss you my brother from another Goorin.

They're saying the salute we all know we saw, we did not see. In other words, it was a NOT SEE SALUTE.