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Just a small group working our way to all the breweries (or as many as we can) starting at Noble Beast, down into the flats and up to Ohio City, formal endpoint at Saucy.

Black Friday Brewery Crawl starts in t-minus 1 hour. Wish me luck (and come hang out if you’re bored)!

Time for 6 hours of cooking. Gotta make a few vats of Mac n cheese and 6-8 dozen muffins. Wish me luck. And beer.

Where should I go on vacation in 2024?

Ok Ohio… you can do this.

I can’t understand a word these Brits are saying on my Heineken tour.

People who don’t silence their phones in public deserve a special ring of hell.

Time for vacation. Just need to kick this cough…

Me making a big-eyed frump face holding my Ohio voting sticker.

Early voting is the best voting. In and out in 5 minutes, and can scooter there!

When your aunt calls you at 6:12 am because she wants a second tv in her new apartment…

4.5 magnitude earthquake on Reykjanes - RÚV.is More than 600 earthquakes have been recorded since midnight

*Starts preparing mentally for yet another volcanic eruption*

trolley problem, es gibt nur eine spur und alle werden überfahren, dazu der text: you can stop the trolley at any time but doing so would disrupt the trolley service, causing the company to lose profits!

klimapolitik symbolbild

A minimalist statue of the Virgin Mary that looks a bit too much like a vagina

yo Jesus tell your mom she better calm tf down

making tabbouleh with a godlike food processor, i am so sorry 2 my grandmother but i am not going 2 cut parsley with cuticle scissors like a maniac ever again, i love you, RIP, but that was The Worst and most unhinged shit

You can't even call it a ballsack anymore because of woke

Gracias!

I’m just over a week I’ll be in my first trip since joining this app… how much Amsterdam do I post here?

What do I do with extra invite codes?

Bah, the midges are back!

hot wings that barely open up your sinuses going in but make you see the faces of your ancestors coming out

Residents leave as tension grows at Israel-Lebanon border Fears fighting could erupt between Hezbollah and Israel are seeing communities on both sides evacuate.

Residents leave as tension grows at Israel-Lebanon border

Oh man. I knew that egg salad sandwich from the campus cafe had a little bit of extra sizzle to it at lunch today.

Let's just say that my Pokemon of choice for the next 24 - 48 is Blastoise.

The end is here.

Why do they call it a hot take and not a jalapiñon

My parents: Why don’t we see you more

My parents when we do see each other: 😈

Dear The Future:

We did not ask for wifi in our appliances. We do not need it. It does not improve our lives. We do not want to have to connect to apps and passwords before we can just turn on our goddamned new ovens. We want buttons and knobs and things that work. Please oblige.

Love,
Us.

New Upload this week, don’t mind if I do!

Getting old enough now that music I grew up listening to plays in the grocery store

Everyone loves a good existential crisis.