He's putting spotlights on targets for his minions to go after

Helicopter raid on Trump Tower.

Photo of stack of electric typewriters.

After listening to a public radio bit with people saying what effects would be of no more internet, I saw this in my office's copy room. We're ready.

Has he signed it yet, or stalling to allow his name to be scrubbed more?

Factor in that Saudi Arabia is 8 hours ahead of DC, so when Trump calls in the wee hours, the journalist murderer is having breakfast.

My editor during my summer newspaper internship sent to cover a report of a bird in a house chimney. Beaking news.

That was about all the sense I could make of it. Has the piggy corps asked him to explain it?

Read it. Motivates me to become the old guy who pays for stuff in stores at least partially with pennies, which requires becoming the old guy who pays in cash instead of a card. Not sure how to be the old guy who pays credit card bill with pennies.

We have one we call "the in and out cat." Except he will hesitate when the door opens to let him in and make gestures to come in, then back away, etc.

How do we get this guy to post this stuff here rather than at evil X?

He is going to Congress. He's telling them not to make him veto the Epstein bill.

Does it? I'm hoping to see a comment by someone who knows whether the DOJ can just settle a tort claim and pay it.

Is there no role for a judge to approve a settlement?

I'm envious. Our Min Pin is always burrowed under the covers with my wife and joins her in ignoring my morning efforts to get the dog outside and the wife up for work.

I checked out a CD audiobook of a Carl Hiaason book, thought about where my portable CD player might be (and whether the batteries are corroded), and went to Best Buy. "I might be from the wrong century," I began, and asked if they have them. Maybe online, the clerk said. Yep, wrong century.

I will vote for anyone for pres who promises to redecorate solely from thrift stores.

Because he gave Trump a quarter billion dollars. That we know of.

I donated to Food Bank of Midlands, this time a lot more than earlier this year. This is a societal responsibility, but for now we all have to step up, one by one.

With hope of getting back in shape, I bought an electric bike to assist my peddling up the considerable hills on the way to work. Went great for a week, then rain, then the time change. Now the ride home would be mostly in the dark, and these old eyes may not see the potholes and cracks. Next year!

Did you mean to say "Newsom's"?

They'll still rig more seats than we can nationwide, but it might backfire with a big D turnout in the districts engineered to dilute Dem votes by setting up a narrow R margin.

I've been trying to donate to my local food bank again, but the online system declines it, though the bank confirms my account is fine. Will keep trying. The World Central Kitchen donation went through fine.

Very effective evolution. We have our official limit of 5, plus several we feed under the community cats program and allow inside when they want.

That's the way it is here too, except I also have a cat burrowing under anything I spread out

Wrong Obama. This one can't run for veep because he is ineligible to run for pres. But I'm good with Michelle as VP.

Don't know nuttin bout nuttin, but lots of opinions and the same number of votes as everybody else.

When I checked after midnight and saw a tie in inning 15, I thought maybe I need to pick a fave (the Cubs being out). How? Go with Canada because Trump is shitty to them? Or go with LA, because Trump actually is occupying it with troops. Boots on the ground point the way: Go Dodgers!

Hate it when somebody beats me to a comment and does it better.

Channeling Sgt. Schultz: I know nothing, nothing.

History teaches the contractors will be stiffed