The Lydia Revolution by Ken Burns

Friends don’t let friends reshare Babylon Bee articles in the year of our Lord 2025.

The seasons for fall of 2025:
Halloween
Edmund Fitzgerald
Ken Burns the Revolutionary War
Thanksgiving
Advent
Christmas

So mote it be.

I can't calm my tits because that's where I store my whimsy

So far 2 episodes in of the Ken Burns Revolutionary War Documentary:
- Native Americans had the idea of a federation first
- women kicked ass making cloth to help
- Everyone had the hots for George Washington
- it was not uncommon for men to have a snit fit and just up and leave a situation

King George III's decision to send an occupation force of red coats into rebellious cities like Boston, New York, and Philadelphia eerily parallels Donald Trump's punishing use of ICE in Los Angeles, Chicago, New York, Portland, and now Charlotte.

Recommended to one and all.

NO WARRIOR CAN FIGHT ALONE. ASK FOR HELP IF YOU NEED IT.

Because the cat fittith.

I'm a member of the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America and I stand arm and arm with my #TransSiblings.
#PassItOn

A close up of Toad, his head swallowed by his giant hat, and Frog, who appears to have a solution to Toad's problem. From "The Hat" In *Days with Frog and Toad*

Frog and Toad were sad for a while.

Then Frog said, “Toad, here is what you must do. Tonight when you go to bed, you must think some very big thoughts. Those big thoughts will make your head grow larger. In the morning your new hat may fit.”

Me watching the new Ken Burns documentary on PBS: wow this is throwing soooo much shade on the current political scene

My wife and I are enjoying one of our favorite games: Guess the voice-actors in the latest Ken Burns historical docu-series.

TEXT: 5 WAYS TRUMP IS RAISING COSTS FOR STUDENT LOAN BORROWERS: * FIRED WORKERS RESPONSIBLE FOR RESOLVING STUDENT LOAN REPAYMENT ISSUES * FAILED TO PROCESS A BACKLOG OF 1.1 MILLION APPLICATIONS FOR AFFORDABLE REPAYMENT PLANS * ANNOUNCED PLANS TO MASS-REJECT 460,000 APPLICATIONS FOR AFFORDABLE REPAYMENT PLANS ON A PHONY TECHNICALITY * FAILED TO PROCESS DEBT RELIEF FOR BORROWERS WHO HAVE A PERMANENT DISABILITY * WEAKENED PROTECTIONS FOR BORROWERS SEEKING DEBT RELIEF AFTER BEING SCAMMED BY THEIR SCHOOLS

If you have federal student loans, these are five ways President Trump is driving up your costs.

Yes.

He was a pure manipulator; his brain, if he had ever had one, must have early oozed along into the muscles of his fingers.

RELISH IN THE SCREAMS OF YOUR ENEMIES! HAVE YOU HAD ENOUGH WATER TODAY?

On this eve of fifty Novembers
the winds still howl
the bell still tolls.

My breath turns heavy
as we drift into the long cold night.
The Fitzgerald stirs beneath.

I harbor their echoes
and cradle her steel.

My waves bear the sorrow
of all I have taken.

it's interesting. some folks are like... they can tell she was lying. Maybe so, but what these videos do hammer home is that churches don't actually have the resources to feed everyone! You shouldn't have to go to a church to beg for food when the government is the one starving you.

Avengers Assemble.

These federal workers are finding other gigs to make ends meet As the shutdown enters its second month, some furloughed federal workers are finding new sources of income after weeks of making-do without paychecks.

Furloughed federal workers are taking on side hustles and doing everything from working retail, substitute teaching, notarizing and starting new businesses.

Woke Moby Dick.

“Because our conscious demands it!” Reverend David Black #chicago #fdt #davidblack #realchristian #immigration

The TACO just got served a ‘Berger on this Tuesday!!!

If you are wondering
what to do
now that it seems clear
the twelfth wave has ended:
know it is the time
to get your booster shots
and to stock up on supplies
(test kits and masks)
from the pharmacy,
that way you will be ready,
ready for when
the thirteenth wave begins.

The day after Daylight Savings Time ends.

I am once again asking people to understand that the religious left exists. The right-wingers running the government do not encompass the entirety of American religiosity, let alone American Christianity.

Because the cat fittith.

Current status on the baby monitor though:

I like this version, not the “God scoops out your guts and carves you a new smile” version

Why yes, we bought giant Grinch and Max squishmellows for our kid at Costco (on sale)