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@doyourdrafts.bsky.social

Extreme-part-time TTRPG content author, unfinished novelist, ADHD, Dyscalculia, she/her, Curséd of the Egg Gods, Kobold of Many Images. I do not speak Welsh, even if I claim that I do.

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The fact that their ticket was mysteriously canceled the day before and then they were questioned by DHS is both one of the greatest political scandals and crises of my lifetime and just another fucking Thursday in 2025.

10.10.2025 03:35 — 👍 598    🔁 155    💬 2    📌 0

Aw, fuck. I have to call my parents and congratulate them on continuing to abide by the shitty decision they made to stay married.

Yes, I'm bitter.

I do believe "staying together for the kids" is abusive to the kids.

10.10.2025 05:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Found out one of the people blocking me is someone I sent medical supplies to during COVID when I could find something easily around me that was in short supply where they were, and I guess idk what I did but I hope their kid with the chronic illness is thriving.

That's enough clearsky for now.

10.10.2025 05:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Screenshot of a poem by @DoYourDrafts, tilted "On Google Searching Facts About the Sun" 

"You can't see a thing
If it is not there
But how is it doing
Do you even care? 
It's burned for an eon
Or maybe a few
Seen dinosaurs die
And warmed me and you. 
But what's the sun's name,
Has anyone asked it?
Have we bothered to check
Or send a gift basket?
It's fostered such life
Without it we're effed
But just how much longer
Has our sun got left?"

Screenshot of a poem by @DoYourDrafts, tilted "On Google Searching Facts About the Sun" "You can't see a thing If it is not there But how is it doing Do you even care? It's burned for an eon Or maybe a few Seen dinosaurs die And warmed me and you. But what's the sun's name, Has anyone asked it? Have we bothered to check Or send a gift basket? It's fostered such life Without it we're effed But just how much longer Has our sun got left?"

10.10.2025 01:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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NBC NEWS
Breaking news
Federal grand jury in Virginia charges Letitia James, the New York attorney general who investigated Trump's business practices, with bank fraud

Notification Center 22 NBC NEWS Breaking news Federal grand jury in Virginia charges Letitia James, the New York attorney general who investigated Trump's business practices, with bank fraud

The prosecutor put in office after the president who wants vengeance against his enemies told his AG that a WH lawyer was the person for the job — despite no prosecution experience — successfully sought an indictment against one of the named enemies, the second such indictment.

And you push this?

09.10.2025 20:49 — 👍 684    🔁 145    💬 14    📌 9

The storm was real, but was outside the room the plinth that housed the massive sealed terrarium was in.

It was cinematic as hell. Since I have aphantasia, dreaming is the only time I see things in my brain, but it's seldom that vivid.

Anyway, it panned back AND I NEVER FOUND OUT WHO DID IT.

09.10.2025 16:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The weirdest dream I ever had was a murder mystery in some Grecian ruins covered with moss, lichen, & vines. At the end it started storming with rivers of water running down broken stairs, from terrace to terrace, & the camera panned back to reveal the entire thing was in a terrarium water feature.

09.10.2025 16:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Then why, with control of the House and Senate, has he removed health insurance from 6 million people, and raised prices on 15 million?

09.10.2025 12:58 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

09.10.2025 02:06 — 👍 257    🔁 22    💬 23    📌 2

I swear if any of you “but his stroke” to explain away Ymir here — a man who once terrorized a Black jogger by holding him at gunpoint, long before anyone could blame the brain bleed — I’ll come TBI you myself.

09.10.2025 02:17 — 👍 48    🔁 8    💬 3    📌 0

Texas has invaded Illinois and Dick Durbin can’t be assed.

09.10.2025 01:03 — 👍 396    🔁 76    💬 13    📌 0

at least they suck at opsec

09.10.2025 00:48 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Judge Says Govt’s Prosecution Of Kilmar Abrego Garcia Looks Vindictive, Orders Hearing A brief-ish history of events leading up to this point: Kilmar Abrego Garcia was one of hundreds of migrants rounded up by ICE, denied of their due process rights, and dumped into an infamous torture prison in El Salvador, a country overseen by a man who claims he's the world's "coolest dictator." Abrego Garcia, however, actually still had some legal representation left in the States.

Judge Says Govt’s Prosecution Of Kilmar Abrego Garcia Looks Vindictive, Orders Hearing

A brief-ish history of events leading up to this point: Kilmar Abrego Garcia was one of hundreds of migrants rounded up by ICE, denied of their due process rights, and dumped into an infamous torture prison in…

08.10.2025 16:30 — 👍 34    🔁 10    💬 0    📌 0

The COO of bluesky, Rose, is following the heritage foundation account on bluesky.

08.10.2025 14:27 — 👍 1409    🔁 572    💬 8    📌 22
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social • 13h
Gavin Newsom would take a puppy from an orphan, rip the puppy apart with his bare hands and eat it while the orphan screamed if he thought it would win him one vote in Wisconsin.

ILLEGIT PREc
@illegitprez.bsky.so... • 13h
there is something wrong with you.

cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social • 10h
"anti far left" in bio, hard pass

ILLEGIT PREc & E @illegitprez.bsky.so... • 10h no one invited you 

cait (and adonis)
@cait.bsky.social
that's my husband you dumb bitch

Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social • 13h Gavin Newsom would take a puppy from an orphan, rip the puppy apart with his bare hands and eat it while the orphan screamed if he thought it would win him one vote in Wisconsin. ILLEGIT PREc @illegitprez.bsky.so... • 13h there is something wrong with you. cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social • 10h "anti far left" in bio, hard pass ILLEGIT PREc & E @illegitprez.bsky.so... • 10h no one invited you cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social that's my husband you dumb bitch

i love this website actually

08.10.2025 10:47 — 👍 4550    🔁 265    💬 77    📌 22

She blocked me before I liked this reply or your original one, so she's blocking anyone who likes any of your comments in the thread.

Anyway, I hope the space you're occupying in her head is comfy.

08.10.2025 14:51 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The elimination of USAID is a moral atrocity and all involved made a choice to enable, and then lie about, ending the lives of some of the most vulnerable people in the world.

08.10.2025 14:09 — 👍 4881    🔁 2302    💬 78    📌 106
A bunny

A bunny

08.10.2025 14:41 — 👍 2619    🔁 561    💬 25    📌 17

that the entire republican party and the supreme court have enthusiastically gone along with this is a structural issue that also needs to be solved and we cannot simply return the pre-trump status quo, yes

08.10.2025 14:41 — 👍 662    🔁 67    💬 14    📌 4
Donald Trump Truth Social Post: Chicago Mayor should be in jail for failing to protect Ice Officers! Governor Pritzker also.

Donald Trump Truth Social Post: Chicago Mayor should be in jail for failing to protect Ice Officers! Governor Pritzker also.

I will not back down.

Trump is now calling for the arrest of elected representatives checking his power.

What else is left on the path to full-blown authoritarianism?

08.10.2025 13:44 — 👍 26352    🔁 7581    💬 1038    📌 524

that donald trump was allowed to become president again after J6 is something we may never recover from as a nation

08.10.2025 14:27 — 👍 3911    🔁 639    💬 46    📌 29

Anyway, neither of us could ever hold a security clearance.

08.10.2025 05:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"what did you do to me" was his first words after a surgery that was explained multiple times and in great detail to him prior.

He spent the next 15 min accusing the doctor and nurses of a conspiracy against him, and then suddenly stopped, opened his eyes, & never mentioned it again.

08.10.2025 05:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

When I wake up from anesthesia, I'm talking before I'm fully awake, but usually it's me apologizing for talking. Like I am zzzzzz one second and apologizing for all the talking I was not doing the next.

My son wakes up voice first as well, but it's blaming everyone for how awful he feels.

08.10.2025 05:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just fell down the rabbit hole of MC1R and how it interacts with adrenal insufficiency (less so with secondary than primary). Anyway, I might need to get my kid tested at some point since I have the mutation.
He does wake up from anesthesia fast (and vocal).

08.10.2025 05:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The last numbers I saw for the USA were like 85% chance of people with freckles and no red hair to carry the mutation, and people with no freckles and no red hair were like 18% chance. The better you react to the sun the less likely to have it, but being able to actually tan doesn't rule it out.

08.10.2025 04:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My father had dark brown hair with a reddish tinge to it, and some of the women on his side had red hair as well, so we think I got it from him. He also has opioid resistance, though in his case it's never been genetically tested & was thought to be due to the treatment for his chronic pain issues.

08.10.2025 04:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fun fact my Dr shared with me when I got a genetic screening back showing the MC1R mutation despite my brunette hair: since multiple genes control hair color, you can have the redhead mutation but may not actually be redheaded.

08.10.2025 04:02 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There's history, and not history to be proud of, with the FBI and that gun. He basically wants to go back to the prohibition years and the Hoover years all mashed up into one mob-like entity.

08.10.2025 03:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

K$H is, I think, what he plans to name his crypto currency, if he hasn't already.

08.10.2025 03:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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