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She also told me she's going to make sure I get meds on Friday, when it's all done, for the nickel spot because "that's just going to get worse."

So yay?

Allergist confirmed a nickel allergy. She is refusing to confirm anything else until the final eval on Friday, but when she saw it once the patches had been removed she said "oh boy, your week's been fun" in tones of aggrieved sympathy.

I don’t think we should allow the secret police to round people up and sort them by race

Autumn Vibes irish Coffee Mug - Nix's House Of Glass's Ko-fi Shop Just in time for warm drinks and sweater weather. A simple and fun little design I came up with while streaming on a chilly morning. Perfect for teas...

Getting used to the new normal with the super early morning shifts. Sleep is gonna be weird for a while.

Still trying to make it through the last of my bills for the month. I took down the support goal because it felt like E-begging, I would rather just sell my wares.
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Saw your Jarritos bottles and mead progress update, and all I can think of is calling them Jarlritos, because Norse ranking systems.

If IRA betting woman, I'd say she'll have a rough time. Nice of her to Fein interest in the region, though.

There's one spot on my back that's just The Worst™, and another that's just behind it for worseness, and I think that might be the nickel and the stainless steel ones, respectively.

There's just a disc of stainless steel on my back somewhere, and I bet I know exactly where.

Either I'm reacting to the adhesive on the tegederm stuff, which is possible, or to something in every one of the strips of things on my back.

These don't come off until Wednesday afternoon. I am not allowed to scratch.

I may go insane.

I was talking to my wife the other day and she said, "the tech guys wanted a computer that would tell them what to do and as soon as they got something they could BELIEVE was that they went all in"

Doing a patch test this week with my allergist & I would like to state, for the record, that this is fucking sucks.

So... Fruitcake? That has got a halflife of at least a few centuries, consumed or not.

By Alexandre Dumas, whose grandmother was an enslaved woman on Saint Dominique.

The Count of Monte Cristo

in his defense he was already pretty stupid before anthony joshua scrambled his brain

40 dollar bet made early last year turned into 2400 dollars

I just tested this out with a selfie, asking Gemini to add a digital watermark and then starting a new chat to ask.

Gemini said it had the SynthID watermark so it's AI. Gemini also falsely claimed the "Hiroshima USA" magazine behind me was AI generated because of tiny distortions it added.

Love to go grocery shopping and then realize the next day I don’t want to cook or eat ANYTHING I have planned and so I just make pasta yes I am neurodivergent why do you ask.

So, @makesomenoiseshow.bsky.social, when are we getting an illustrated children's book of the Grinch that Stole Shark Week on the merch site?

i agree with this, as long as by “take accountability” you mean “prepare your horrid souls for damnation because you will find no quarter on this Earth”

Jerking themselves off implies a manual transmission.

What I find so demoralizing is starting with an end goal of finding a way to keep government open rather than finding a way to use the threat of shutdown to end ICE; Possible? Perhaps not. But "abolish ICE" must be the starting position. Reforms are just putting a cup full of diarrhea on a doily.

The admin fired Black gov’t workers (BW!), then went after Lisa Cook, then Jerome Powell.

The admin attacked “criminal illegals” then people at immigration hearings, then cute 5yos & queer moms

The admin’s enablers slashed jobs in media, now arresting Don Lemon and then…?

The slopes be slippery

Don Lemon was taken into custody by federal agents last night in Los Angeles, where he was covering the Grammy awards. Don has been a journalist for 30 years, and his constitutionally protected work in Minneapolis was no different than what he has always done. The First Amendment exists to protect journalists whose role it is to shine light on the truth and hold those in power accountable. There is no more important time for people like Don to be doing this work. Instead of investigating the federal agents who killed two peaceful Minnesota protesters, the Trump Justice Department is devoting its time, attention and resources to this arrest, and that is the real indictment of wrongdoing in this case. This unprecedented attack on the First Amendment and transparent attempt to distract attention from the many crises facing this administration will not stand. Don will fight these charges vigorously and thoroughly in court.

WASHINGTON (AP) — Journalist Don Lemon is arrested after protest that disrupted a service at a Minnesota church.

The assessed value of my home has nearly doubled in the last six years. The amount of taxes I pay on it has more than doubled in that time. Our wages have not doubled.

They're gonna keep the value of homes so high that people who own them won't be able to keep them.

An important thread on the HPV vaccine which prevents cervical and penile cancer.

It’s the 1990s. I’m trying to explain many abuses we see at Ruby Ridge and Waco reflect entrenched practices of law enforcement.

It’s the 2000s. I’m trying to explain many abuses we see under the PATRIOT ACT reflect entrenched practices of American law enforcement.

It’s 2025. Guess the fuck what.

It’s easy to forget since he’s still a high public official but Homan straight up took $50,000 in cash from undercover agents on camera and then nothing happened

ICE Denies Detainee's Request to Attend His Son's Funeral, Attorney Says Maher Tarabishi was the primary caretaker of his son, Wael Tarabishi, 30, who died on Friday, Jan. 23, from complications related to Pompe disease.

Read @people.com's story of the Tarabishis to the bottom. Then just sit with it for a few minutes and ask yourself what we, as a country, stand for right now.
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Take his personal army away from him while you can, you stupid, stupid assholes. You’re like an armadillo playing dead in the middle of the road so the semi won’t hurt you

the feds saying theyll end their campaign of terror against an american city if their demands are met is the biggest domestic scandal of my lifetime