🪬💫MORGASM💫🪬

#whogaf

at what point do they stop being jorts and become a jelt

if jack black does not eat an entire roast chicken in the middle of a cave battle then the movie was not even worth making

reminds me of killer klowns tbh, i like it

no life without the goon wife

study of that one girl from guilty gear

“I really like sandwiches”

Bluesky: “Ahh I too enjoy a good sandwich”

Twitter: “HOW DARE YOU! A SANDWICH BURNED DOWN MY HOUSE AND KICKED MY DAD IN BALLS!”

it’s so peaceful here. like a breath of fresh air

I think I’ll deal with this minor inconvenience with some extreme substance abuse.

whenever the bear ratings go down they make jermey allen white do another slutty photoshoot

My million year rat dynasty

No

Retard

Please stop praying for Brazilian Miku! You are making her too strong! She broke out of twitter and the cops can’t get her! She’s too powerful!

Brazilian Miku

she was a fairy…..

i’m drooling and slobbering like a fucking moron

newgen

a horse is drinking water from a bucket on a wooden fence ALT: a horse is drinking water from a bucket on a wooden fence

bluesky was supposed to be a fresh start

fuck me up

YOU FLEW THE MOTHER PLANE STRAIGHT INTO THE WORLD SERVE CENTER AND HIT THE CUNTAGON

for all the new users: remember that bluesky will not keep your attention or engagement for hours on end

And that's okay, it's not supposed ot

check what's going on, like/share/comment some stuff, catch up with what friends are up to, then go back to your day

as social media SHOULD be

same lol

I do not Fucking recall them asking the blue sky elders permission to open registration to commoners .

putting my titty in the temu egg slicer

after wives painstakigly made all husbands Gay—the sheer eroticism of the Hauk Toah movement threatens to turn them Straight again. Not good