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Writer of the Please Don't Tell My Parents I'm A Supervillain series and a bunch of books that are awesome but don't sell as well. https://www.amazon.com/stores/Richard-Roberts/author/B005XOLGVU I tell a lot of funny stories. (He/Him)

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I think the critical mass of people in question was the national press. They went into a nonstop campaign of slander like nothing I've ever seen before. Way worse than "But her emails" which until then I thought was going to be the ultimate display of press bias.

20.02.2026 21:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I looked at page 2 first and without knowing wrestling was involved heard Macho Man Randy Savage as the voice.

20.02.2026 03:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dwarf Fortress report, this kobold has an... interesting personality.

20.02.2026 03:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It takes several years. I suggest learning to sword fight and be a pirate.

19.02.2026 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even you wouldn't want to attend the mango harvest in Antarctica, Ursula. In that jungle heated by chthonic vents rises a city of strange geometry. Great holes secretly are digged where the Earth's pores ought to suffice, and things have learned to walk that ought to crawl.

19.02.2026 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 97    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NOBODY IN THAT VERSE IS TYPING ON A KEYBOARD.

19.02.2026 19:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HELL yes.

19.02.2026 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love every word in that description, especially 'fashion'. Wishlisted.

19.02.2026 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh my god you people

19.02.2026 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seriously every part of the comic where he sings 'Enter Sandman' had me laughing and I chortled again when I check which of the recent ones I'd loved most.

19.02.2026 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The ones that got the biggest laughs out of me lately were Aqua/Latina (I'm not sure why), 'Acceptable.' and 'Enter Sandman.' I laughed my ass off at the last one. All of the Zero ones made me laugh because they're just so goofy. Oh, and the Surge one.

19.02.2026 18:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Despite rumors, this account is not run by three kobolds in a trench coat.

19.02.2026 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Funny story: The mist coalesces, gentle and serene, but not empty. She has only these few brief hours upon this Earth. Play with her.

19.02.2026 16:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay, to be clear, I am straight and was straight the whole 973 hours, but I did not play those 973 hours in one consecutive play session.

19.02.2026 03:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean not 973 hours straight.

19.02.2026 03:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have played the Steam version of Dwarf Fortres for 973 hours. Do I have a problem?

19.02.2026 03:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@polygoncherub.bsky.social By the way, the art in both Slime Ranchers is really cute, especially the character designs.

19.02.2026 03:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I used to own a rat, and I would let him run around in my bed at night because rats need a lot of company. This was fine, he was for all practical purposes housebroken and didn't want to run away, but... every night, at exactly 3am, he would stick his nose up one of my nostrils.

19.02.2026 00:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I saw the lupine angel of death.

This was taken from across the street, so itโ€™s not good, but heโ€™s wearing a black cloak and carrying a cane, and has a wolf skull face and black wolf ears.

I made a peace sign at him. He made one back, with his white gloved hand.

18.02.2026 23:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 87    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MONSTER RANCHER AND DARK CLOUD WOOOOOOOO.

18.02.2026 03:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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TOON TUESDAY
#ToonTuesday

17.02.2026 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1157    ๐Ÿ” 336    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

There was no reason. Thatโ€™s why it drives me crazy. Book 2 starts with the invasion underway, no explanation, and Elric spends the rest of the series moaning that he shouldnโ€™t have done it. Itโ€™s wildly out of character, and motivates the rest of the series.

17.02.2026 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really would be fine with the Elric books as pulp sword and sorcery if the central plot wasn't based around a gigantic plot hole that it constantly reminds you of. I don't know, Elric, why DID you destroy Melnibone?

17.02.2026 21:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Present day.
Present time.

17.02.2026 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Importantly, it should be wildly inconsistent with the way he has treated you so far and he should immediately start whining that he shouldn't have done it.

17.02.2026 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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People with ADHD have whatโ€™s called Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria (RSD). Itโ€™s an extreme emotional response to perceived criticism or rejection.

Your brain canโ€™t regulate the emotional pain, so a small comment feels like a devastating attack. A minor correction feels like total failure. Someoneโ€™s tone feels like hatred.
Itโ€™s not oversensitivity. Itโ€™s not being dramatic. Your brain literally canโ€™t modulate the intensity of that emotional response.

Itโ€™s neurological, not a character flaw.

Post reads: People with ADHD have whatโ€™s called Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria (RSD). Itโ€™s an extreme emotional response to perceived criticism or rejection. Your brain canโ€™t regulate the emotional pain, so a small comment feels like a devastating attack. A minor correction feels like total failure. Someoneโ€™s tone feels like hatred. Itโ€™s not oversensitivity. Itโ€™s not being dramatic. Your brain literally canโ€™t modulate the intensity of that emotional response. Itโ€™s neurological, not a character flaw.

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If you love someone with ADHD, understand that tone is a weapon you didn't know you were carrying. A short text or a sigh of frustration isn't just a moment of stress to them, it's a signal of impending exile. Your consistency and reassurance aren't coddling; they are the bridge that helps them cross the gap of their own neurological insecurity.

Post reads: If you love someone with ADHD, understand that tone is a weapon you didn't know you were carrying. A short text or a sigh of frustration isn't just a moment of stress to them, it's a signal of impending exile. Your consistency and reassurance aren't coddling; they are the bridge that helps them cross the gap of their own neurological insecurity.

These were really good posts explaining Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria I had to pull over

On a personal level, this is one of my hardest things to deal with. Thankfully its not constant, and I've learned outward reactive regulation, but inside its still this, and sometimes the sad slips out >> 1/2

17.02.2026 13:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 933    ๐Ÿ” 481    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 61

I must repeat how badass this was. On an exploding space station, without a space suit, she passes through depressurized halls to get to and rescue the station AI, then with the way back blocked and meteors slamming around us, finds a damaged escape pod that launched successfully.

17.02.2026 04:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remember, if she touches you in any way, get a rabies shot immediately!

16.02.2026 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She is beauty. She is grace. She is flame burning off your face.

16.02.2026 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weeding down to the important and powerful stuff, to the 'brevity is the soul of wit' level, is pretty hard. Corny is generally good, though. From your descriptions you feel passion for Clover's story and honest, unfiltered passion tends to produce good stuff, even if it's corny.

16.02.2026 03:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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