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this looks like the headshot you would use if you were trying to do this as an Onion bit

Remember the incident where DHS claimed officers shot a guy because he attacked them with a snow shovel?

Yeah. It didn't happen. They shot him through the door of his own home. And then arrested him. And then lied about it. Again.

And they almost shot some kids in the process.

Hell yes

We ❤️ Science

Today's free instant block - this account posts mis/disinformation all the time (for instance, the video below is Portland, not Minneapolis).

Particularly if you're in the MSP/StP feed - block ❌

People have been shouting for years that no one should be a billionaire, that wealth on that level is personally poison and societally catastrophic, and now we have millions of terribly written emails demonstrating in the clearest terms that every one of those shouts was impossibly correct.

May she finally see the consequences she deserves

More like Opesec

Trump was able to take control of our government to enrich himself and his Epstein friends by convincing gullible, low information, and (yes, racist) MAGA voters to blame immigrants for the fact that they’re poor and not the CEOs who have rigged the system against them.

extremely funny to do this with a 14 seat restaurant that’s been open for 75 years

It really bums me out that Klobuchar, who was instrumental in normalizing Trump as just another political adversary, is almost certainly going to be the next governor of Minnesota, a state currently paying a severe price for that normalization of fascism.

Palantir needs to be obliterated the same as ICE, and Peter Thiel can face the Truth and Reconciliation committee he’s spent his entire life trying to negate.

If we want to fix our country, this is non-negotiable.

It does worry me that a kid's odds of getting out of a tortuous detention center are mostly dependent on whether a random bystander got a perfect picture of them looking sad

Well well well. Looks like they were correct. They just lied about who it was.

photo of a tv screen during a broadcast of an Unrivaled basketball game. two broadcasters sit on either side of the screen in the foreground. in the background is a fan in a t-shirt that reads I FIND YOUR MINNESOTAN ACCENT AND ABILITY TO WITHSTAND INTIMIDATION INCREDIBLY SEXY. ABOLISH ICE

This hero Unrivaled fan.

Had my first workout after being on the injured list for a few weeks and it felt great!

And then also started bawling while in child's pose during my cooldown 🫠

all those people complaining about a protest in church are going to rise up over this too right?

Per the attorneys: it's about whatever you want it to be (but also yes)

Yo, I need It to happen soon. Like really soon.

As usual, if any other president had made a statement this delusional and racist, they'd be institutionalized within a day.

Even in Elon Musk’s denial of his involvement with Epstein—which directly contradicts the available evidence—the world’s richest man is still claiming he knew all about “pedo island” and didn’t do anything to stop it. Even in their fantasies of innocence they’re still directly enabling child abuse

Last action hero!

If the father of my newborn child took TEN DAYS to visit him in the NICU while he was fighting for his life I’d have changed the locks to our house by the time he got back.

If I later learned he abandoned us so he could spend time with convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein I’d turn into The Joker.

The entire minnesota delegation needs to be at Whipple by lunch.

This is great. An enterprising member of Congress should show up, with this TRO in hand, to the Whipple Building, like, now.

tomorrow is caucus night and @dexanderson.com does a quick explainer so you can feel comf(ier) getting involved. (send this to your cousin who went to their first rally this past month!)

A statement before his statement. Good stuff.

Punxsutawney Phil is full of shit, ok?

Each of these 7 items would easily be the biggest scandal for like 45 Presidents.