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Susan McG

@selimacat.bsky.social

Poet, storyteller, lover of food and felines. Fascinated by cheese. Bring me a spooky tale, your UX problems, and a cocktail. I'll share my redundant orange cats.

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Performing arts majors, English majors, sociology, and anthropology majors are my favorite hires. I can teach job knowledge, but those majors generally come knowing human behavior, presence, storytelling, critical thinking, and empathy.

08.10.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Where is that marvelous dinner party of animals?

08.10.2025 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Skull in a Cleveland Browns football helmet, next to a large pumpkin.

Skull in a Cleveland Browns football helmet, next to a large pumpkin.

Skeletons of Clintonville, perhaps metaphorical.

06.10.2025 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have to write S or C on the shampoo/conditioner because they aren't legible in the morning bathroom dim. Looking especially at you, Monday hair products. (To be fair, I'm squinting at them.)

05.10.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cat covered in packing gauze

Cat covered in packing gauze

Cat on a cat tree, peeking out from under a sheet of packing gauze

Cat on a cat tree, peeking out from under a sheet of packing gauze

The fabled ghost cat of Clintonville. Makes the blood run cold, no?

05.10.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You are the rightest person who has ever been right.

05.10.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess I never considered before now that hedges didn't just...happen.

05.10.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am here for ghost ducks. I am even more here for affluent ghost ducks. This feels like the making of a good gothic horror. House of Quack: Fair is Fowl.

05.10.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A tabby cat with his mouth wide open

A tabby cat with his mouth wide open

This guy has never looked smart, not even once, in his life. #caturday

04.10.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do not besmirch her Good Name! Hail Dido the Archives Cat!

04.10.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This folklore charity is doing good work both in the UK and elsewhere. Folklorists, librarians, and storytellers are part of the good fight.

04.10.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope it goes well, and best wishes to you and yours.

04.10.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As we speak, my orange fluffy boy is behind me, making horrendously unpleasant sound as he sucks on his toe fuzzles. What a love.

04.10.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That is a fine specimen of catkind.

04.10.2025 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have my ticket! Do you?

02.10.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@folklorepod.bsky.social Not sure if you were aware such things ever existed.

01.10.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Two skeletons with hats in lawn chairs with a skeleton dog pawing at the dirt nearby

Two skeletons with hats in lawn chairs with a skeleton dog pawing at the dirt nearby

Happy skeleton season to those who celebrate.

01.10.2025 11:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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30.09.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 469    πŸ” 138    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 4
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Trump says he wants to use U.S. cities as training grounds for military Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth orders gender-neutral combat fitness standards, declares end to 'politically correct' military leadership.

www.latimes.com/world-nation...

30.09.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 402    πŸ” 176    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 17

unusually is such an unusual word.

29.09.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If either of us decide to go Evil Mastermind, let's make this a business plan.

29.09.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Wrong" is such a strong word...

29.09.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A whole lot of bad things. Don't leave me.

29.09.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Any insurance companies offering ICE protection packages yet? (Should include legal aid, ID theft, etc.) What protections would you and your family need if a parent and wage earner was "papers pleased" out of sight? What would happen to mortgage/rent, childcare, car payments, cell phone, etc?

29.09.2025 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And why are the Democratic leaders thinking the message that will resonate with us is *checks notes* government efficiency?

29.09.2025 11:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A Good Dog who would not be of much help in a ghost story

A Good Dog who would not be of much help in a ghost story

I finished reading Susan Hill's deliciously chilling "The Woman in Black" last night and it got me thinking. Who are the Very Good Dogs of ghost stories? I'll start...

1. Spider from The Woman in Black
2. Uno, Eino, and Cumptico-Calico from Tailypo

Who else? Call out the Very Good Dogs here...

29.09.2025 11:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm still here. Is it because they haven't started work yet? Is there a switch to flip?

29.09.2025 11:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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There have been 6 mass shootings in the USA over the past 24 hours. The casualty count stands at 41.

Here’s the President of the United States of America.

29.09.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 9793    πŸ” 3578    πŸ’¬ 488    πŸ“Œ 179

I am concerned. And not sure how much functionality will be lost if I don't verify.

29.09.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Right? I am a big fan of kitsch, and damp dining sounds brilliant.

29.09.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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