𝐍𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐲 𝐍𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝𝐨𝐨𝐫𝐬

At this point it might be hell but we all know that’s where the cool people are. Also the worst people. Ah well!

Sex work is 1000% more honorable and socially beneficial than working as an ICE agent.

It’s how I ensure the checkups go well.

Nicky stands profile, face turned towards the viewer. She is in a two piece leopard print silk costume consisting of a flowing long skirt and a cropped fitted blouse. She wears green ostrich feathers in her hair and has shiny gold platform Pleasers on her feet. Her right hand is holding the pole, her arm lifted above her head. Her left hand holds her skirt outwards from her body. She stands on the Penthousr Stage when it was hardwood flooring, in front of a red velvet curtain. Her lips are red, her auburn hair is long, and she has bangs. She is making direct eye contact with the viewer and looks fierce.

I’d post stuff to my IG but lol IG kicked me off so here we are, scattered all over my remaining social media accounts, and anyways this is the old version of the costume and I can’t wait for the BRAND NEW UPGRADE 🤩 @fayehavoc.bsky.social losing sleep for my nonsense like clockwork twice a year.

Okay so on Sunday I’m bringing back an act that has been with me for a long time but got put on the back burner due to Irreconcilable Music Differences™️ between me and my manager and it’s important for y’all to know that I don’t think the g string could get any smaller.

A pika sits on a mossy rock.

Tighter crop of the same pika, focusing on its head.

An even tighter crop, focusing more on the pika's eye.

An extremely tight crop of the pika's eye, emphasizing their reflection of an early morning mountain scene.

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"

Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

Attend in person here: retrostrxpshow.eventbrite.com

Or virtually here because yes we have a live stream for those who can’t be there in person!
retrostrxplivestream.eventbrite.com

It’s happening !! Retro Strip Show is coming back on August 31st! The early bird tickets sold out immediately 🥲 I can’t explain how grateful I am to be able to have such an amazing audience every year. This gorgeous video is from last year by @bcdproductions.bsky.social
Ticket link below!

I laughed too hard

Thank you- all the animals are good. Might be adopting a new parrot friend in September 💚 🦜 currently navigating buying a home and moving and producing a show and summer doldrums at work but I have some CBD weed now so I’m good 😅

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Considering getting a spray bottle to carry at work for whenever someone does something undesirable 🤷🏻‍♀️

Ah yes, I forgot I could use the moon as a scapegoat, too! 😂

It’s summer slow season at the club and like maybe I should pick up smoking weed regularly again? Coping mechanisms are failing me epically.
Can I blame hormones for this? Or planets? Both?

This 😅

Genes for plowing fields but with the whims of a fairy 🧚‍♀️ ✨

#poledancer

I am only half Ukrainian so I didn’t inherit the Ukrainian contortion genetics and I merely am strong like ox. 🐂 We work with what we’ve got.

Last nights training session, revisiting the Russian Split and whatever pretty shape I use after it. I think it’s called a stargazer 💫

Honestly I don’t know why so many pole moves are “Russian -“ it’s honestly all Ukrainian pole dancers who are off the charts.

Musicians love baddies 🎵 🥵

Nicky stands and takes a mirror selfie. She is wearing athletic pants and a sports top, and is holding an oversized hand painted wild rose in her right hand. It easily would conceal her torso. It is gradient lilac in colour with realistic stamen in yellow with orange accents. She looks pleased because she is.

The full collection of hand painted oversized wild roses on a hardwood floor, around Nicky’s pole. There are green oversized leaves in the mix with the six roses and one rose bud.

Been busy making a big prop for my Goddess piece 🌸 this is just the decorative part.

Thank youuu

Rachel Rampage 🔥

Fox Molotov at Brandi’s, May 1st 2025

This brought a smile to my face, thank you 🌈

You are welcome to tip me via PayPal if you’d like. I will still post photos and videos online here just only when I feel like it and currently I am really burned out.

How dare I!!

It’s so funny like I had cleaned up my profile but I forgot about one post from five years ago 😂 that’s considered “active in nsfw communities”. Also even if I was what??? I just told someone how to deal with dermatitis.

I’ve retired out of online/content making work. ❤️ it does not spark joy and I need to focus on things that give me what my soul needs.

I’ve seen this nonsense talked about but this is the first time I’ve experienced it and what?! Burlesque?! Lmaoooo can you imagine being that bland of a human that a burlesque subreddit is offensive?

I actually think I got banned because I forgot to delete a post I made five years ago in a subreddit called nudefacts. Everything else I had deleted and scrubbed from my account.

Not allowed to appeal the ban either. Just wild. I wish I could report for stigma lol.