Len, EDH_Dreamer

Magic The Gathering dad joke anyone?

Share with a Magic Friend who might need something silly in their day. ❤️

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When strangers online use family-adjacent terms with me, I like to lean into it.

Bro: By the way, how's mum?

Unc: Dear Niece or Nephew.

I can confidently say, the people who do this, will never understand why they shouldn't do it.

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My foot with toes spread out. Toes 2 and 3 are conjoined for approximately 1/3 of their length.

My foot with toes clenched. Toes 2 and 3 showing their conjoined base.

I like to analyze parts of my body as if I'm looking at a new species.

It gives me a feeling of awe for something I typically take for granted.

Today's subject, my partially conjoined toes.

TW: FEET

A user on tiktok, whose username and profile picture have been censored states.If you get butt hurt on credentials, then you don't have them.You don't need to make an argument from authority.If you are good at what you do, you just let your work speak for itself. response from the creator of the video me.Yeah, the way this creator runs his mouth.I suspect he might not even be a professional magic player.

Comment thread on a TikTok video where I review comments left on my "As a Professional Magic Player" videos.

Context: I start the videos with "As a professional Magic player" and then proceed to provide objectively terrible play advice.

I think the most concerning part of this is that no one is pointing out the obvious theft of that piece of tape.

Where is the original piece of paper!? On the ground somewhere?! What if somebody slips on it!?

Leaving the fair.

At the fair.

On my way to the fair.

That time I got inducted into the Magic Hall of Fame.

The beautiful thing about it all is when people leave huge comments with actual good advice. It ends up becoming a source of decent info.

Some people get pretty cranky, though.

"As a professional Magic player..."

Those 5 words are blood in the water to magic players on social media.

I have been starting videos with those words and following with bad play advice, and let me tell you...

Math is Mathing. #magicthegathering

Hah! Perfection.

Since tomorrow is Raptor Day, leave a comment with your favorite Dinosaur or Bird of Prey!

Yeah, it's why I avoid instagram. I was hoping threads would be a bit less-so. Clearly, I was being foolish. lol.

I find it very educational how this post has received almost no interaction here (which is completely normal) but has received a handful of responses on Threads, one of which was very aggressive.

Lesson: Threads is dumb.

Is anyone planning on skipping the Spider-Man MTG crossover due to Marvel* having rights to Publishing and Merchandising for Spider-Man?

*Being owned by Disney

Pigeons love croissants.

Do you know the individuals full legal name and the town they were born in/living in when born? Often small towns will put births in their town meeting records and those can be found online if someone has scanned them into online archives.

Oh! Have such a great time with it. It's such a pretty game. 😃

This is a bit like one of the cards that feature the winner of an Invitational, except it features the miserable folks who are negative about every aspect of Magic:The Gathering.

We love you @scryfall.com !

This is lovely.

I strongly believe we don't deserve @scryfall.com 🥹

Same. 👴

Waiting for the BLINK-182 concert to start. #blink182

This entire secret lair was nasty stax stuff with stellar art.

These are amazing! Follow the info in the post for a chance to win them!