Elisse LaRoche

Rob looked at conservative reddit and Canadian reddit every day and I'm always like WHY?!!?

Frog. Geese. Eagles. I cannot keep up with these band names.

Me you with long dark hair and a blue cap that says math wearing comically oversized aviator sunglasses staring out directly into the Sun at the Griffith Park observatory in Los Angeles, California, USA

Pro Tip: Go on vacation with a photographer

I cannot handle how people pronounce it ant-ee-fa like it's a type of decorative cushion instead of anti-fa like how it is the word anti-fascist.

Two tweets put together. The first says they want you to get a job so you can't drive around for hours and notice The (capital T) Pattern (capital P). The second below it says honestly you regret trying to learn as much as I can about the world. Do not recognize the patterns you guys, you will get addicted to weed. All of this is super imposed over a still from one battle after another or Leonardo DiCaprio is having a frantic phone call on a pay phone

Until I was like 25, I was incapable of bringing a bag to a show because like what if there's a mosh pit? Can't bring your tote in the mosh pit!

An old German man with a wheelbarrow stacked with cash during hyperinflation in the Weimar Republic

Spending $60 American dollars to buy 3 movie tickets in 2025.

This is literally why I moved to Tacoma. Also great place to be during the inevitable Balkanization. Move here!! Join us in Pacific Northwokistan!

It's actually bad that he didn't show up because it meant I had to talk to a grade 9 health class all by myself 😓😓

My boss didn't show up this morning so it looks like at least one person got raptured.

Comfort Measures A couple facing an unrelenting, dire future heads to an appointment that changes their lives forever.

Never liked the original cover design I did for "Comfort Measures" so I put together a new one. RIYL bleak, nihilistic dystopian scifi.

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Spinning J already did it and theirs is obviously superior

A 41 year old woman in an exam room wearing one of them mental illness green gowns

Guess who has 2 tits and neither of them have cancer??
I had surgery last week to remove something suspicious and didn't tell anyone but my d&d group and anyone who read my The Shrouds Letterboxd review. Now I'm telling Bluesky (aka no one) 🎉🎉🎉

WHY ARE YOU WATCHING THOSE?!!?

Unplugging it and plugging it back in again literally works for everything. Should be fine!!

I love his little helmet

You DJing the ICU or what?

Oh shit I've been wondering what to do with my chives!

As someone who has purposefully avoided participating in the gig economy as much as possible for the last decade, I am here to tell you there's another way to live!

One of the worst things about moving was having to start over to find local guys.

Wearing a bathing suit under my clothes all day so I can jump straight into the ocean after work has me feeling like a teenager again.

Wait is it the SAME billboard on Chicago Ave from years ago?

Man I would love a Vivian Girls show

I regret none of them, but once I was comparing first tattoos with a coworker. Her first tattoo was a giant spiderman across her stomach/hip. Mine is just a little snowflake on my back. When she saw mine she was like "yeah everyone regrets their first!" And laughed and I was like "but mine is nice?"

IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE

After spending a week back in Chicago and New Orleans, I am glad I'm not a drinker because I would absolutely feel like shit today. I still feel like shit because I haven't eaten a vegetable in 7 days and because I'm old, but those are manageable.

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@neorsd.org I need to know your expert opinion about "flushable cat litter" please and thank you.

Well if you see a 5 foot flat babe with cool tattoos behind the bar, tell them I sent ya