Larry Blake

Rejoice, Team Fennekin! Our day has finally come. #pokemon

(P.S. Mine's name means "Supreme Wizarding Enemy-Eviscerating Pyromaniac")

Hot take: Labubus look like the dumpster babies birthed after Bugs Bunny and a Teletubby had too much to drink and wound up in an alley together.

Forgive me if I'm not tempted to jump on their bandwagon.

Postseason bound, baby! #cubs

I remembered seeing this once before, and thought I'd share it here. Mark my words: this is exactly how Charlie Kirk will be remembered in a few years.

Just like Rush, all he did was spout lunacy and farm rage, providing nothing meaningful to anyone or anything.

So Charlie Kirk was shot while trying to downplay mass shootings? Kind of a fitting way for him to go out if you ask me.

Now release the Epstein files, pass universal background checks, and free Palestine.

How about new policies (like those of a certain NY mayoral candidate these so-called "Democrats" refuse to endorse)?

As if anyone in that state cares about either of them.

Debatable whether or not Obama deserved it. But E.T. would deserve a Game of the Year award more than Trump would deserve the Nobel Peace Prize.

Still higher than hers.

YouTube video by Secular Talk MAGA Democrat Wants To KICK ZOHRAN OUT OF THE PARTY! | The Kyle Kulinski Show

Oh look, Old King Coal crawled out of his boiler to bitch about the left yet again. 🙄

Translation: his donors don't want NYC to be affordable, and he would rather stay loyal to them than serve real people.

Every time either of his idiot sons open their mouths, Mario Cuomo spins in his grave.

Every time either of his idiot sons opens their mouths, Mario Cuomo spins in his grave.

Every time either of his idiot sons open their mouths, Mario Cuomo spins in his grave.

3 questions for Andrew Cuomo:
1) What, besides your endless buzzword-parroting, would New York suddenly need to be "saved" from when Zohran wins?

2) How exactly is the status quo supposed to "save" NYC?

3) Why should anyone trust a corrupt predator and disgraced ex-governor to "save" it?

And often before turning 50.

I certainly liked having yesterday off.

Still a better "cult" (if you unironically call science that) than the one she's currently in.

YouTube video by Larry Blake Sonata No. 5, Movement II (Mozart) - Larry Blake, piano

Playing classical music in clothing that makes me look about a decade older. Why not?
#music #musiciansky #larryblake

Tesla Reportedly Has $800 Million Worth of Cybertrucks That Nobody Wants Tesla is overstocked with Cybertrucks, the PS1 graphics-looking mobile monument to Elon’s deep lack of creativity.

They look hideous, cost a fortune, and aren't safe. No shit they aren't selling well.

War crimes are war crimes.

Genocide is genocide.

No religion the perpetrator may claim to have is a justification for committing them.

#freepalestine

YouTube video by Larry Blake Steal Away With Me - Larry Blake, keys/vocals

Behold the anthem of a man who'd rather die broke and hungry being a musician than die broke and hungry working at Amazon or Walmart.

#music #musiciansky #larryblake

Demanding long, excruciating hours for table scraps is radical.
Sabotaging unions is radical.
Reinstating child labor is radical.

Being able to live a decent life when you put five days of work in per week is not radical.

YouTube video by Larry Blake Prelude No. 2 in C# Minor - "Blue Lullaby" (Gershwin)

Lullaby, and goodnight... wait, wrong lullaby.
#music #larryblake

YouTube video by Larry Blake A Bastardized "Tom Dooley" Intro

Showing off my like-to-think-it-counts-as-comedy chops.
#music #larryblake

YouTube video by Larry Blake Better Times - Larry Blake, keys/vocals

My name is Larry Blake, and I'm a musician (mainly keys/vocals) based in Chicago. I first wrote this song a few years ago and never shared it publicly, but with all the chaos in the world going on right now, I decided it was finally time to do so: www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFXV...

#promosky #music

I used to call corporate Dems the "Resistance in hashtag only" during Trump's first term; I feel even more justified in calling them that now.

#ResistanceInHashtagOnly

Corporate Dems are proving once again they don't actually care about stopping Trump. I used to call them the "Resistance in hashtag only" during the first Trump term; I feel even more justified calling them that this time.

#ResistanceInHashtagOnly

A trifecta.

Whether or not Top Dog actually gets you top dollar, one thing is for damn sure: Top Dog commercials get you top irritation.