whiteclaw surge gainsbourg

they're getting mad at me for slathering my dick in chamomille hand lotion. they're saying i dont really know what it means to make a girl walk like a baby deer. theyre calling it stolen valour.

this is SO me coded

girl who’s just been to two house parties in a row: « i feel like there are two kinds of house party »

a they/them prettyboy butch girlfriend

brynn’s hefty meat #brynnsheftymeat

people need to want to be chic again. you should want to be chic. you should not do things like referring to a person as your « crush ». you should want to not sound like that.

they should invent a clothing vacuum just for transgender women where you are perceived solely by the people you want to be perceived by but not by society at large

nothing kills my mood faster than learning some article of clothing i have/want is part of a microtrend. i just saw someone use the term "office siren glasses" for those thin lil narrow frames like shutupppppp i just wanna dress like julia louis-dreyfus in seinfeld but nooo it has to be Something

A huge group of people are in a giant hole in the middle of a rolling field. There is a large sign with an arrow pointing to the hole that says "HOLE." Suddenly the group's attention turns to a new hole, complete with a giant sign with an arrow pointing to it that says "NEW HOLE." One person points to the new hole and says "hey look! Someone made a new hole!" The mass clamours out of the old hole and makes a bee-line toward the new hole. It's chaos. One person, now situated in the new hole says "this feels like how the old hole used to feel." Another person nods in agreement.

coconut milk lady.. my beloved..

several people told them that beforehand

update

buddy over here is too scared to jerk off onto the kitchen scale

she’s my favourite i look for her in every grocery store

bottle for a coconut drink. it is covered with chinese text and an image of a woman posing

this packaging is awesome

Hanna-Barbera rejects

Tape Ape, an ape who likes to tape stuff

Elderberry Hound, a dog with long lavender balls

An older Black femme, laying in a hospital bed. She's smiling and holding a pink, lavender and yellow dragon stuffie.

Miss Major, one of the mothers of the trans liberation movement, has been in the hospital for 10 days with sepsis and a blood clot. She has looked out for us for generations, now it’s time to look out for her. Donate if you can: fundly.com/missmajor

sometimes god talks to you and you just have to listen

it really sucks that the trick to getting out of a shame spiral is to just quit whining and do something. why is my brain my dad.

fall weather is a really nice way to alleviate top dysphoria. the girls look so happy in 12°C

used to tease a very dear cis guy coworker by trying to get him to say dyke and he never would, then one day he slips out "tranny" like no problem

i don't really think i have a particularly catholic brain until i say some shit like "i'm afraid if i ever go to a kink party everyone will be able to tell how much i'm enjoying myself"

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

they were genuinely so shocked that i thought it was weird

my gf asked me on their way out the door this morning « oh can i keep some facewash here btw » and then took this out of their bag and handed it to me

my understanding so far is its just alternating between panels 2 and 3 for the rest of your life until they collapse into a singularity at which point you are technically cisgender

Tim Robinson’s Friendship has made me perpetually wary of hanging out with people cooler than me

sometimes im like "i wish i had a boyfriend not to fuck or anything just to keep as a pet" and then i remember m dating a butch with a collar so i actually kinda do have that except i also get to fuck it

shanah tovah