carpe testiculum

istg i notice a tab slow down on firefox and so i duplicate it and close the original tab and it always has some shit i was on 2 days ago cached instead of what i was Just doing

can you get them a thesaurus

got David Copperfield as one of these books. Donated it to the library last week, never read the damn thing as i found it painful to slog through. i was far above the reading level too

TIL contemporary classical is full of freak shit

took a 100% accidental dose of edibles and got really upset that novels are made up of scenes

“I accept with pleasure” “I’d rather die”

YouTube video by carpedei Henryk Górecki - Concerto for Harpsichord and String Orchestra Op. 40

took a nap while high woke up and put this shit on and thoroughly enjoying it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyXj...

Headshot doodle for @koboldicoddities.bsky.social !!

#kobold #lizard #reptile #commissionsopen

Historic first EVA of the Janus 9 mission.
Earth's moon provides perfect conditions for a first in-person meeting.

sorry wait i forgot to say that i showed this to my friends and they did not want to imagine, as the cool kids say, "Cracking it"

my friends are fucking cowards for not wanting to fuck shapes with me

HOOOOLY

screenshot of a tumblr ask. shadowjimbo4 asks: "What would you say is your least favorite creation?" I reply: "gotta be my wretched son" Attached, an image of a child with a mouth that is too big, pale skin and eyes that are not human

do you like him

do i say something about it being tasty to match the bots

This made me chuckle like the sandwich

relaying this to my family and i got the whole car cracking up

Which way, western man?

AWWWWWWWWW

My wife likes a US TV series called Gilmore Girls. It's awful, full of annoying characters. Just lately though I've been watching while she thinks I'm playing on my phone and now need to know if Rory goes back to Yale and if Lorelai and Luke marry.

WAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i wish they made frosted mini wheats but not frosted so its just the mini wheats

scrolled by really fast i thought Blue was a back of Camels for a moment

SEAF bomber aeromroph having a bombing run

Comm from FA, I will admit it's a messy mix though I did give it a try and that's goo enough, a "refurbished" SEAF bomber delivering their full load, about a dozen 1000kg payload. Got a bit ofg B-17 there a bit B-29 there maybe mordenized a bit too AND the SEAF bomber wings and payload/bomb bay

hey, nice opinion. heres a 5 drawing long sequence of your fursona partaking in the long walk before getting a fracture in their ankle and dragging along with a bloodied stump for a few miles before passing out from blood loss

yoiu said latex and all th eblood rushted to my penis

AI

an artist depiction of "the humanity flag", featuring the us stars and stripes, with the french tri-color flag overlaid with the stars, and the red stripes made up of tiny british union jacks

thinking about the flag that was so horrendous and insulting it nearly caused a riot

behold, "the humanity flag"

I'm a GenXer. I drank water out of the garden hose. I drank leaded gasoline out of a hose. It was the eighties, we drank everything out of hoses. "Waiter", we'd say, while sitting in the smoking section of the restaurant, "a hose of soup please," and then the waiter would shove a hose straight into our mouth before keeling over from smoke inhalation

I miss Cohost

Discworld QOTD, from The Fifth Elephant

"‘I don’t know how to do officering.’

‘No one knows how to do officering, Fred. That’s why they’re officers. If they knew anything, they’d be sergeants.’"

Discworld QOTD, from Thief of Time

“‘Dojo! What is Rule One?’

Even the cowering challenger mumbled along to the chorus:

‘Do not act incautiously when confronting little bald wrinkly smiling men!’”