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Honestly, I think that does it. I'm going to have to get this to the table.

Initial thoughts on The Lions of Tell-Arn Part II:
- A tad over-formatted
- Sometimes missing gameable info (you're telling me those tarnished silver rods have no treasure value?)
- Missed opportunities to give NPCs/monsters personality, esp. for the living giant
- Fantastic A+ module

Little known fact, 1 billion kilograms of fentanyl are smuggled into the US through flat pack furniture every day

“It’s safe to elect Trump because the guardrails we voted to remove will keep him from removing the guardrails we removed.” -the average American actually thought this

Kilmar Abrego Garcia free from Tennessee jail and returning home to Maryland, lawyer says Kilmar Abrego Garcia has been freed from Putnam County Jail and is on his way to reunite with his family in Maryland, his lawyer confirms to FOX 17 News.

Fox 17 Nashville reports that Kilmar Abrego Garcia has been released from criminal detention in Tennessee and is on his way home to Maryland.

“Today, Kilmar Abrego Garcia is free,” his attorney, @sean-hecker.bsky.social, said in a statement.

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normal people don't say "triggered" or "heteronormative," they say they gave their life to christ in a cracker barrel parking lot

The lesson: develop a smash hit indie game and then dangle the sequel over everyone’s head for years

“building high rise buildings next to single family zoned isn’t safe for many reasons”

meanwhile in Toronto

I know there's a lot of controversy about the Cracker Barrel logo, so I worked up a new option that should be good with everyone... The barrel is back, but it's now guarded by Scubble, The Cracker Goblin. I also worked up a new slogan for the company!

This sort of admission—the VP is involved in prosecutorial decisions, the "concerns" arise from political actors, and the administration knows they don't have probable cause—would have prompted the Founders to impeach everyone involved.

That was one of the most batshit press conferences of Trump's public life. He brandished a photo of Putin and promised to deploy the US military to occupy Chicago, New York, and San Francisco. A sane country would be moving toward impeachment and removal right now.

The important line is whether you read it as an ethical question about like utilitarianism or whether you read the actual words and interpreted them correctly

It’s genuinely just not a huge redesign. Also whatever these people are saying about loving the old design, clearly people weren’t eating there, so…

Here’s the interiors they’re going apeshit over btw

holding heteronormative space for throwing third way out of the overton window

It is your patriotic duty to fill out this survey. You don’t care that it costs the government money and you’re very likely to use it under any circumstance.

i would simply mobilize the polis against our tyrant

This is like saying you should solve being short rent money this month by winning the lotto, it's just assuming a good outcome with nothing constructive behind it at all.

It seems like we're perpetually one step away from realizing that the political press is the primary driving force of the polarization of the American political ecosystem.

Preacher masculinity in shambles

Pervert masculinity has won absolute cultural victory on the right

…in all seriousness how do you not it’s a giant restaurant selling a facsimile of an idealized past so it can sell fried apples and tchotchkes.

It’s a physical space of hyperreality where you eat biscuits and gravy. It’s the one place I’d take Klosterman and Derrida to eat at together if I could.

The last time I was in a Cracker Barrel I said aloud “this is weirdly similar to eating at a Disney land restaurant. It’s highly themed to feel like grandma’s dining room, but at the same time it’s packed like a cafeteria, and there’s a gift shop”

This is not something that elected Democrats can fix for you! This has nothing to do with politics and everything to do with the pitfalls of living in a free society!

incredible that three overpaid consultants in a trench coat can get media play by urging democrats not to use words that literally no one in mainstream politics uses

"let us talk about but not have a general strike instead of seizing control of any institutions that actually exist" is the official position of a person whom we are obligated to notice because they worked on a losing campaign once

We don’t talk enough about how Kamala went on that tangent about how critical theory influenced the way she centers inseminated people in discourse

Congratulations, John Roberts. You did this.