alette 🦇

Taking deep breaths and trying to feel financially secure in the future of my education

Cut my hair after skeeting this btw

EVERYONE GET MORE TRANSGENDER NOW

Capitalism does WHAT to innovation??!?!?!?

Sometimes you have the most traumatizing nightmare of your life and then you just have to go on with your day!

SOS my aunt brought a vibrator to white elephant

I love biting the hand that feeds me. It's a sign of my gratitude. Omnomnom

Wish I could take out the part of my brain that perceives the concept of future. Not in an "I want to make bad decisions" way but a "I need to not be scared of anything and everything" way

Saturday night. Quantum physics in bed. Alas.

Tbf I always thought Popeyes was a louisiana exclusive chain until relatively recently

As a fellow highschool valedictorian who has played among us I think Luigi and I should talk we have a lot in common

I've already said this but the mugshot proved my point

Gavrilo Princip of the modern age

Close enough, welcome back Gavrilo Princip

Born to contemplate within my mind, forced to give presentations of my contemplation

Me (about to put another finger in): Uhhh Mr. President a second plane has hit—

In many cases assassination is the most attractive thing a man can do

Your parents just weren't getting on those sweet sweet christmas flower deals like mine were

Do mothers still take their 12 year olds to home depot at 5 am for Black Friday to get double their alloted amount of 99 cent poinsettas or is that a thing of the past

Underboob >> overboob

Yes this is abt you

When you send a text message so embarassing that your friend screenshots it and will periodically send it to you for literal months 😔

My hobbies include consuming way too much caffeine and way too much melatonin and seeing which one will win after a long day

Every time I look at myself in the mirror my first thought is "when did I become an adult?" and I think that's a pretty accurate description of being 20

your 20s are for sleep deprivation and gay sex

Oh this is great news

Also introduction, I'm Alette, 20, they/them, go to school in MA but am from NOLA!

Hello hello! New here and I really need to curate my feed, follow if you enjoy lesbians, transgenderism, leftism, or Scooby-Doo

Can I be silly on here pls pls pls