angela folasade

got tricked into smiling at someone today, i want to scream

how to navigate a friendship that was told falsehoods about how i wanted to handle a delicate situation, avoided me for the better half of a year, admitted to the avoidance, and now wants to talk.

i wanna just lament about the liquid just expelling from both ends of my body over the past couple of days

i should pull out my modeling pics

got my 2026 halloween fit together already. ima be the rock meme.

i basically already dress like that now.

don’t send me apple cash. officially trying to not use it.

officially time to get a plushie. i want a geodude!

why are you, a business, texting me 3 times in under an hour?

you can’t be surprised when i send you “STOP”

found out it’s because my prescription too strong and the thinnest they can make my lens results in them not staying put in the frame.

told them they need to inform floor staff of this when helping customers pick frames as not to waste our time

when dating someone new, let me know you become an asshole around your friends NEOW so i can dip IMMEDIATELY.

that’s my idea of efficient dating.

i LOVE a good villain origin story. the wicked witch of the west is one!

what obsession do i want this page to become reflective of?

has anyone ever gotten their warby parker glasses with the lens popped out?! i didn’t know im supposed to be a glasses technician!!!

contradictions all around

dismissed by my nephew earlier today when we were facetiming each other because he keeps giving me homework. today it’s: finish dandadan

really sad how sleepy my new medicine makes me. i wanna finish a thick book again

back to freaking out about my opps

for all i know how to do and can figure out to do on these devices, i still need reminders on how to sort in excel and access a qr code, in a picture, on my phone

when did it transcend the category of milk? if you will….

when did half and half become not milk?

it’s definitely hibernation season, but i made one proposal to make good on in april. if they accept as is, i’ll be chilling until then!

the essential tarot

officially determined which deck is gonna be my office tarot deck

me as i pack my bag for work today

ooo that’d be nice. and don’t forget sunscreen after you get them!

ooo where?

i don’t need my whole body tatted. but if i want another, i would love it to be a december tradition to get it.

this december - a skeletal whale on my back calf

“i must become a menace to my enemies” - june jordan ❤️‍🔥

and it was really worth it.

is it allergies? 🤷🏿‍♀️
is it a cold? 🤷🏿‍♀️
is it walking pneumonia? 🤷🏿‍♀️
is it covid? 🙅🏿‍♀️

thank god for that at least.