"Who'll Stop the Rain", Creedence Clearwater Revival.

Fun Fact: Well before my wife and I met, a married Kenny Easley hit on her in a bar, wanted to take her 'for a ride' in his car.

It's just "Lolita" all the way down.

I sliced my finger years ago when I was demonstrating knife safety to my daughter, so...

"Your statements are binding, them's the rules. Your moving van is waiting outside"

I have questions:

1) WTF is he trying to accomplish?
2) Is he really left handed?

Her left eyeball changes shape multiple times. Maybe she's a reptilian.

Venezuela, if Hegseth is to be believed.

And there's a very good chance you're misunderstanding the actual problem.

JD already killed one Pope, can't take any chances.

Well...

That's a merkin.

Northern Lights shining pink and green.

From Washington State!

Conspicuously absent: Any Democratic Senator.

Mad Dog 20/20, obviously.

Hard to say, that could be an oil barrel. 🙄

White coffee mug with a crazed surface and the torso of a skeleton molded to the rim as though hot tubbing.

My daughter's, because I don't drink coffee.

People were willing to suffer because they thought Democrats would hold the line, only to get the rug pulled from under them.

Ending the shutdown = Getting Republicans back to DC = Fixing the safety nets?

That's not how that works.

And Murray's in leadership, so she's complicit.

Neither do Democrats since you bailed out on fighting for the extension. Your base was willing to suffer in order to get a positive outcome and y'all decided just to spit on them. Schumer needs to go, you should already know that.

You're not fighting the dangers you dingus, you're helping them.

Which time zone?

The absolute audacity to pretend they have Republicans in a headlock.

Lucky it was a glancing blow or A-A-Ron would be coughing up chunks of his ribs.

Nice try. You either orchestrated this or got steamrolled by a small faction in your party. Which is it? Either demonstrates you're not fit to lead. Do is all a favor and step aside.

Weird to admit Schumer got steamrolled by a minority faction in his caucus. Will you call for him to be replaced?

He's the goddamn Senate Minority Leader. He either helped orchestrate this or he got steamrolled by a minority faction. Either makes him unfit to carry on in any leadership role.

Vidkun Quisling has entered the chat.

Fuck off, bootlicker. You KNOW the December vote is political theater and nothing more. It'll fail and millions will suffer. And do really believe Republicans will honor their promises?