Eli 🌿🌷🍊

r u ABSOLUTELY sure

"I love figure skating, that shit's awesome." -- Danny O'Shea, Olympic gold medalist

Internet trolls: Figure skating is a fake sport and it should be removed from the Olympics

Figure skating fans: ..... Let him cook

This is giving ”friends you make at Grad School” energy.

Told my mom today on the phone ”I’m literally never going to say any predictions about figure skating ever again, this whole thing is whack”

ah yes, Lia and Trennnnt in third after the short program, just as we all predicted #figureskating #MilanoCortina2026

Okay honestly, this would have felt like a Lot if it was literally any other event other than the Figure Skating Event at the Milano Cortina Winter Olympics of 2026. Now I’m just like Wow! Hase/Volodin and Pereira/Michaud did so well! What a night!

CUNT SERVIEREN!!! #MilanoCortina2026

YAYYYYYY #MilanoCortina2026

I’m sewing at the same time so not going to liveskeet this, but yk I’m here to shout! What a start!!!!!

👏🏻 Do! 👏🏻 Not! 👏🏻 Drop! 👏🏻 That! 👏🏻Lady! 👏🏻 #MilanoCortina2026

4) Finnish team at the Team event in 2030!!!!!

WOMEN👏DON’T👏WANT👏CHOCOLATES 👏FOR 👏VALENTINE’S 👏DAY 👏THEY 👏WANT 👏MERRIAM-WEBSTER’S 👏COLLEGIATE 👏DICTIONARY 👏TWELFTH 👏EDITION 👏

Honestly thinking about pitching a task-force to Taitoluisteluliitto which has two tasks:
1) Passport to Yuka Orihara
2) keep Turkkila/Versluis skating and healthy

Donovan next quad, Turkkila/Versluis at least until Worlds ’27 (and hopefully beyond - I will personally make this happen)…

Okay, who has a spreadsheet of skaters’ intentions for the next quad or should I start one myself???

iconic shot of Lucas Pinheiro Braathen on the podium

i think the reason the free skate flopped so hard is because litvintsev wasn't there. the joker program could have saved us

"They hate to see two woke bitches winning."

New response to any criticism of my podcasts just dropped

a group of people are gathered in a living room with a fire coming out of the floor Alt: a group of people are gathered in a living room with a fire coming out of the floor.

#Olympics ⛸️ Me to my favorite sport: "Now, the world only watches you once every four years, so I need you to be on your best behavior."

My favorite sport:

Amber Glenn’s sport psychologist is going to be the most booked and busy person in the whole American continent during the next quad btw.

No but you see the Olympic favourite curse will not affect the women’s event, because there are too many favourites competing for that same energy which means it’ll all cancel out–
#MilanoCortina2026

No because all the talk was that ”oh he was previously thought as a potential podium contender, but has struggled this season and therefore will like maybe be in top-10” like that was the narrative! You never know!

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figure skating olympics 2026 men's free skate event in a nutshell

my fave part of the event: misha's coach whispering in his ear that he just made the olympic podium and his full 10 seconds of buffering #MilanoCortina2026

(Ik I’m spamming this but idc anymore the whole situation is ridiculous)

#MilanoCortina2026

ah yes, Stephen Gogolev in 5th and just over a point off the podium, as we all expected at this time last year #figureskating #MilanoCortina2026