@palpokey2.bsky.social
"Meat's back on the menu, boys!" (referring to myself)
Bro it says breakfast lunch AND dinner
19.10.2025 00:04 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Mom says I can have her collection of tiny crystal animals
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I feel that "play that funky music white boy" has aged impeccably
21.09.2025 01:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Every dish is a bowl of chunky soup and a piece of raw meat, blown out under a spotlight in 480p
19.09.2025 06:02 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I love beans which is really lucky because thatโs what I can afford
19.09.2025 03:13 โ ๐ 84 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I'm succumbing to Martha Stewart brainrot
19.09.2025 05:00 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0When I think about how I used to be mean I smile because I think about how safe the world is now that I'm nice
15.09.2025 22:44 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Allied Barton bitchass motherfucker
13.09.2025 18:52 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0All the Brits on Zoom say they like my mustache
12.09.2025 12:43 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Laying in bed thinking about how I'd slice 3D shapes
01.09.2025 07:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Come on, man!
28.08.2025 21:39 โ ๐ 899 ๐ 98 ๐ฌ 118 ๐ 35Bought some grass
29.08.2025 00:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Look for me!
21.08.2025 19:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Alright team let's get out there and run some reports
09.07.2025 12:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Beetle funeral
That's a slice of bread btw
Trying to watch wolf music videos but my dumbass fat head dog won't stop barking
07.06.2025 13:12 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Just saw a white cyber truck it looked like a gameboy advance
30.04.2025 23:13 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Rebranding with a less mischievous name
28.04.2025 00:03 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Elevator smells great now
30.03.2025 00:39 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Cool kids call this place Chegg
29.03.2025 21:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I spilled an entire americano in the elevator
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Caprese
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Hello my secret fans
Very excited for next week's Buckysode
I make top-ten lists.
I feel like a YouTuber,
But I'm in finance
a #haiku
An adorable raccoon.
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They're out there inventing new ways to cut a sandwich
09.02.2025 05:15 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm seeing the orchestra for twenty dollars
01.02.2025 04:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I entered that contest in Bucky's honor
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