Evil Twin Travis

I have had a couple of instances of having very fresh bread over the last month.

Do I need a bread maker? Will I get my money from it, or will I regret the amount of counter space it uses after two weeks?

Lee Falk's Phantom?

As a car guy, I am very jealous that you have that as an option.

Thankfully the local communities are improving biking options, but our public transit is pretty hit or miss on it being useful for most people.

Is it coming my way? Should I take Excedrin now to get ahead of it?

thinking abouit how in korean traditional theater there is a monster called yeongno which eats rich people and if it eats 100 of them it gets to go to heaven (I'm sorry, I'm not feeling well and I can't explain what it looks like, sort of like an anteater) Like can we summon this m quasi-normalcy replies - go little fellow!

I believe in you, little guy

That's great. It very funny to me that I spent at least 3 hours labelling stuff in my garage, and I can tell you that I have probably saved myself a total of 8 minutes by having amazing labels on my bins, but it will absolutely pay off in time.

How is the software for that one?

I have a different random brand that I picked up on sale a while back, and it's so nice to be able to make fancy/clear sticker labels.

The Elder Millennial urge to have some fun until the sun goes down over Santa Monica Boulevard

Dennis nedry jurrasic park "see nobody cares" meme reads Hey everybody, this guy still posts on X! See? Everyone is horrified and disappointed. They feel it speaks directly to your values.

a small yellow-orange-sand colored beardie appears to be looking back over his shoulder at you

Good morning, bskies! As of this morning we are at $3901 / 5900 needed for March rent for my 3 neighbors here in S Mpls. They've been sheltering in place due to the fascist ICE goon invasion, which is still ongoing! Any extra goes to lights/food.

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Kenny for attention

Went to a new place to try their food for lunch. It's not bad, but I had to listen to more than one Nickelback song from the juke box over the short, so that kind kills the score.

i have things to say about quibbling over the definition of concentration camp...and that's FREE PALASTINE

the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair

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Gandalf: BILBO BAGGINS, DO NOT TAKE ME FOR SOME CONJUROR OF CHEAP TRICKS.

Gandalf: Anyway, wanna see the collection of cheap tricks I have in my wagon. one turns into a dragon

A fun thing my brain likes to do is swap the movie Pitch Perfect with Pitch Black.

To the best of my knowledge I don't know anyone who racks up skymiles, but I have shared it just in case.

Donate Your Skymiles — Stand With Minnesota Donate your Delta Skymiles to get people home from Texas

Okay! This has already inspired a bunch of DMs, so I made a page on the website. If you have 50,000+ Skymiles and would be willing to book flights to get someone home, please fill this out.

I would never put on the ring of ultimate evil because unlike you fools I am in fact made differently, it could not corrupt me because I do not crave power and am smart enough to see through its deceit, smart enough to rule justly, maybe even smart enough to wield it safely

Does my imported 2000 Mitsubishi Minicab count as a car?

I was even expecting an older white guy, and it still surprised me!

i could really go for some absolute power right about now. i could do so much good with absolute power it wouldn’t affect me negatively at all

Important perspective from Greenland.

hi so close, i'm dad

As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course

Is there an existing Web site that lets me easily look up citations of House and Senate members licking boots, so I can better who to vote for and against?

Like with H.R. 7006, that's 352 votes for enabling the current administration's human rights violations.

Valheim player keeps building Dollar Generals despite friend begging them to stop: 'I do not want to play Valheim with Greg anymore' Who knew Valheim had so many food deserts?

Protect your Valheim servers www.pcgamer.com/games/surviv...

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

broke: star trek is sci-fi and star wars is space fantasy

woke: star trek is submarines and star wars is biplanes