Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they)

Geht mir ähnlich. Mein Feed in BlueSky ist so ausgewogen, dass ich viel Politik aus aller Welt reinbekomme und teilweise ist es einfach ... zuviel auf einmal. Darum mache ich derzeit öfter Pause hier. 🤷🏻‍♂️🫂😵‍💫

BooOoOOOoooObieees!!! 😱😱😱💖

Dark green shiny satin just works on you, luv. 👀💖

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Your art is amazing and cute as always.

Oliven zu The Cure essen, im Hintergrund Orangenmarmelade. 👌🏻

It's always Fuck o'clock in your household. 👌🏻😌💖

"SFW"

looks inside

Tiddies

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Never change, JSN. Never change.

I'm just a middle-aged dirtbag. 🤷🏻‍♂️

"In this episode: the author's barely dice-guised fetish" 😉😇

"VoreDash" got me giggling. 😂😂

It's the simple things in life. 🤷🏻‍♂️😁

Er hofft garantiert noch auf einen Musk'n-Deal.

To cope with the stress AND flex his writing muscles, he posted a lot of fanfics on Archive of Orko under his pseudonym, Prince Adam.

Wir sind heute im Freizeitpark. Welches der vielen Fahrgeschäfte will das Kind unbedingt besuchen? Froschhüpfer? Seerosentanz? Das Steinzeitkarussell?

Nein.
Das Bällebad.

Gut, dass wir ne Jahreskarte haben... 🙄😅

"No no, not oral. I said AURAL, we're having esoteric sex."

That's just the onomatopoeic way of spelling it. "beef" looks and feels flat to say. "beAF" has pizzazz!

Will you call them SnoTia? 🤨🤔

Internet (and lewdness) brain rot is reading the promise as "I'll draw something based (as in, really nice) on the winner (as in, directly on them, bodywriting)!". 😭🤦🏻‍♂️😅

As centaur newborns can't stand or walk, even less run, for long periods of time yet, they need to be carried across the plains and steppes the herds call home. During these first weeks of their lives, they are fed from the humanlike breasts of the upright torso. The horse breasts are for later. 🤓

But if you combine it with the first, you get 1up. 🤔

Aragorn bei Wish bestellt. Inklusive Lanz statt Schwert. 🤷🏻‍♂️

That cart sounds like it wants to Speak With The Manager. 😬😭

The ratio of blush to cleavage is very important and you are nailing it as always. 👌🏻😌💖

Also, that tongue does poke out like the textbook definition of "mischievously". 😋

Hmmmm...
Backpapier als Abdeckung und das dann jeweils mit dicker Pappe oder nem Holzbrett fixieren (und dann einfach beide Bleche stapeln) wäre mein Lösungsansatz, aber ich weiß ja auch nicht, was in Deiner Wohnung vorrätig ist. ☹️😱

Hast Du denn zwei Bleche und könnten die nicht einfach darauf bleiben, bis Du am Zielort bist? 🤔🤓

"Like this one, where I put my arm around your chest to pin your arms to your sides and shove my fingers in your pussy to lift and throw you around? I call it the Grappling Hook." 😈😈

Als Kenner von Küchenhorror hatte ich mit etwas Ähnlichem gerechnet, aber die Spannung ließ mich dennoch nicht los. 💪🏼🤭

Wie ging die Horrorgeschichte denn jetzt aus? 👀😬

WHAT. 👀🤦🏻‍♂️🫂

Now I can't help but wonder - if Batman could be considered Camazotz (the stereotypical Bat figure from mythology), does he have or get a sidekick named Hummingbird? Since Robin could conceiveably be translated as Huitzilopochtli due to both being small birds... 🤔😏
Or is that already in there? 😅😅