Guardian of The Glucose

But are they really a biscuit 🤔

from one to two articles a day vs I can't even count how many for Reform. Still at least it's a positive step in the right (pardon the pun) direction.

When I was young my mum bought me that annual from a store in West Bromwich market. Roll forward a couple of years and we had a water leak and it got ruined. I’ve never recovered so enjoy 🍻

Except he went to school in a time when the war was still in fairly recent memory of the world and that sort of alleged behaviour would’ve been unacceptable. As it should be viewed now not like we were all doing similar things.

UK ones aren't much better these days
"let me be clear" = "let me obfuscate"
"I wouldn't have used that language" = "I would use worse"
"It's what the public want" = "It's what the public schoolboys say you're getting"

Have to say @mrjamesob.bsky.social the App you recommended today on the show is really good. First item I scanned 39/100 so won’t buy that again, 2nd item I thought would be similar 84/100 so quite eye opening, thanks.

Impotent updates

Bet he’s turning in his grave at what’s been done.

I think it makes up about 13% of our council tax bill.

All you need now is coeliac for the full house

would probably be better sitting in the hot tub enjoying the pot

Well he does have to set the news agenda for the whole week, what else would the papers and then radio phone in shows discuss without him. 😩

@mrjamesob.bsky.social On NI is it still the case that if you're of pension age and still working you don't pay NI anymore so an income tax rise and NI cut will mean you're worse off?

Who was it who said if the punishment is a fine it's the cost of doing business?

My memory must be getting bad as I really can't remember the right wing outrage when an interview with Jeremy Corbyn was edited to make it look like he answered a question differently.

Is that why certain LBC presenters the past few days have been pushing hard for it to be broken up

🎵Strangers in the night exchanging glances🎵 always makes me remember it.

Retinopathy scans always guarantee sunshine and then people thinking you’re on acid

It’s the week before here next year 😔

That Welsh fella knew the score

“How can wealth persuade poverty to use its political freedom to keep wealth in power? Here lies the whole art of Conservative politics in the 20th century.”

― Aneurin Bevan

One man and his dog (whistle)

I’m sure I remember a comedy in the 80’s or 90’s where someone said you can say anything outlandish and as long as you add the words ‘in America’ at the end it became believable.

I actually had to click the link after the screenshots to check they were real!

Can’t wait for his multi page spread and interview about how he was cancelled (by himself)

Still blows my mind that this was a Rolling Stones cover.

All we have are memories of the shit we got up to. I’m so glad that’s the case.

But what about the two tier policing old Nige is always harping on about

Could be the War Games rejected offerings

Milo the short haired black cat

Milo said Hi, October is his favourite month

I have to say they are pretty effective, and much easier to use than the old go to rubber band I’d use