hookah doncic

Adding this to list of possible book club picks if I want everyone to hate me and kick me out, right between Atlas Shrugged and Morning Glory Milking Farm

Having an emotional breakdown over a man is embarrassing enough and we’ve all been there, but writing an entire book about it? May that level of down bad never find me

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

It was a good year for music but this is the first one that came to mind

30-Minute Coq au Vin Get 30-Minute Coq au Vin Recipe from Food Network

This turned out really good and was really easy (not posting my own picture due to my well documented deficiencies with taking decent looking food pictures)

sorry for trying to turn your feed into instagram. in my defense, i’m not really on instagram much anymore

Photo of swan latte art

I hope this particular barista is having a great day 🦢

Screenshot of text message: I found a website where you can upload a photo, select a color from the photo, and have nail polish custom made from it. It's a good thing I'm not in a relationship rn because I'd totally be getting nail polish of my man's tip color

Never let anyone tell you romance is dead

Screenshot of text message “Sometimes I feel like I’m just not the type of person that people fall for and that maybe there’s something about me that makes me inherently unlovable. But then I’m like, idk that’s probably just the seasonal depression talking and I need to drink some water and get the fuck over it” and response “Drink some water and fuck yourself silly”

Making seasonal depression my bitch today 💪🏻

They’re even better than I could’ve imagined! I’m gonna need them to make them in the very berry and cherry lemonade flavors next

Photo of a bag of nerds juicy gummy clusters, strawberry punch flavor

I didn’t think it was possible to improve upon nerds gummy clusters and yet they did 😋

posting unflattering food pics and unflattering selfies is my personal brand at this point

Photo of a pot of cod, potatoes, and spinach with rosemary cream sauce

Cod, potatoes, and spinach with rosemary cream sauce. Turned out pretty good.

old photo of Trump shaking hands with Nancy Reagan with the caption “game recognize game”

Thank you! It’s pretty much how 13 year old me would’ve wanted to dress as an adult woman

Mirror selfie of outfit (pink tank top with brown polka dots, brown pleated mini skirt with pink bow) white sweater, white tights, and pink flats

I didn’t lie 😌

Were you persuaded into partaking in Al Roker’s poon this holiday season?

Nothing appeals to me more than the thought of sitting outside all day with my friends drinking coffee and chain smoking, chatting about mundane, inconsequential things

It’s Friday, the weather isn’t terrible, I got the wordle in 2, and my outfit is kinda cute. Hope y’all are also having a good day 🥰

I used to struggle to put on weight for most of my life. Sometimes I miss my old body, but then I remember how my family asked me if I ever worried that the only men that would be attracted to me were pedos (never say this to someone, btw)

Al Roker's Sweet Potato Poon, a delicious dish with a side of mystery When Al Roker thinks about his mother and food, a recipe for Sweet Potato Poon comes to mind. It graced his table for every holiday meal and on special Sunday dinners.

Just in case y’all forgot, poon season is upon us

I love how it gets dark before 4 pm and it does not make me want to individually tear out each of my eyelashes

Screenshot of text message from Mom (“So they finally fired the guy?”) and my reply (“They did!!”)

The news has reached my mother

This would be a really funny day for something else to happen as well

Crying stick figure with text “Nico Harrison’s downfall” and other stick figure with text “me watching bc i prayed for it”

I had people over for brunch and people over for dinner, remind me to never do that again 😴

If you’ve ever described another person’s appearance as mid, you have a weak personality and an unclean spirit. Idk, something about it just doesn’t sit right with me

Spam email with subject line “Bill Gates just said what we’re all thinking”

I’m pretty sure he did not say anything about licking Texas Roadhouse butter off of anyone’s buttcheeks but ok (I am assuming that’s what we’re all thinking)

I had brisket pizza and creamsicle creme brulee for lunch today, everything else has been irrelevant in comparison