Lyft driver just asked me with a concerned tone and look on his face if I’m okay.
My vibes today must be immaculate.
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Just cotton candy brought to life by an evil wizard. Nothing to see here. ✨🪄🍭✨
Lyft driver just asked me with a concerned tone and look on his face if I’m okay.
My vibes today must be immaculate.
Bodily stress responses are always so wild. Nosebleeds and toenails falling out? It’s like I’ve been cursed by a witch. Wait…
20.04.2025 15:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I feel vaguely human again for the first time in over a year. So… theme park day.
09.03.2025 17:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0THERAPY
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sanity sessions starting in April
For those who also make up little ditties about what they are doing at the moment, tonight’s masterpiece was “Don’t get blood in the surge protectorrrrr!” 🎤🎵🎶
04.03.2025 01:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1Musk’s status as a “special government employee” limits him to 130 days in the executive branch. However, despite working daily—documented by his own X posts—they claim he only works one day a week, effectively stretching his limit to 130 weeks. This needs to be brought to Congress—please share.
02.03.2025 15:18 — 👍 18356 🔁 6971 💬 385 📌 323Sure, we have lots of names, but I like to think of us as: Generation “Constantly struggling to not post vague emo song lyrics online that we will then refuse to explain”. See also, Generation “I want to make you a mix CD so hard right now.”
02.03.2025 13:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Suggestion to Americans: If you used a current bank account with funds on a recent tax return, it may be wise to contact your bank and request a change. Account and routing numbers are accessible, and Elon Musk’s staff have access to this information. Stay safe and protect your assets.
05.02.2025 01:19 — 👍 9200 🔁 2389 💬 290 📌 162No no, don’t deny your ownership of the circus. BE the circus AND the monkeys.
05.02.2025 02:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0