Helena

Yeah, I'm GOATed... 😏
SCAPEgoated. 😔

Small toy robot that transforms into an azuki bar. The popsicle stick becomes its' sword.

EVERYBODY SHUT UP. THE ROBOT TURNS INTO AN ADZUKI FLAVORED POPSICLE.

You've yucked my yum for the last time, Batman!

Evergreen reminder to check the sampling on depressing polls. Back in the day it was skewed by landlines, nowadays it's usually skewed toward people who actually answer the phone for unrecognized numbers. Does that sound like you or anyone you know?

Death tarot card. the grim reaper in black gothic armour rides atop a pale horse bearing a black standard. the social classes cower in fear before him, a priest, a soldier, a king lies fallen at his horses feet. a burning city can be seen in the distance and a river of blood is flowing past. a crimson coat is trailing behind the reaper.

. Death .
.
Skelly in a sally #tarot #illustration #artsky #art

Sample of a “pay what you want” commission.

Sample of a “pay what you want” commission.

Sample of a “pay what you want” commission.

Sample of a “pay what you want” commission.

‼️Emergency Commissions‼️

I know times are rough for everyone (including those of us on SNAP benefits) but I could really use the funds. The “Pay what you want” option has been lowered to $25 for the time being.

Shares are appreciated! Thank you~🖤

ko-fi.com/aorticinkwel...

Have you ever had Chick-O-Stick? Close to the filling in a Butterfinger but much more of the stick-eating experience.

Littering/dumping is terrible, but after helping a relative clean up their property and hitting multiple roadblocks to getting rid of things like old paint, busted bricks, and tires, I have a new understanding of why it happens. I'm having trouble finding people I can PAY to get rid of this stuff!

Realized I didn't make my point clear - we should flip "giving out food on Halloween" on its head - keep giving out candy on Halloween, and consider giving sweet treats to people to food pantries the rest of the year alongside money (which always has more impact than food donations.)

'The return of baby driver': The Dwarf Fortress Siege Update briefly reintroduced an old bug where dwarf babies pilot their moms like mech suits until they die of dehydration because babies don't know... It has been 0 days without dwarven baby disasters.

The Dwarf Fortress Siege Update briefly reintroduced an old bug where dwarf babies pilot their moms like mech suits until they die of dehydration because babies don't know what drinking is.

The best thing to donate is money, but since places WILL take food what I also like to do is donate individually wrapped bulk snacks so that my local shelter can add them to the meals they give out (pic as example). Try to be season/storage aware - I don't donate pure chocolate treats in the summer.

Bold of Zohran to murder Dick Cheney as his final campaign stunt

Reading about how long sharks have been around I imagine one thinking "I'll pop above the water to say hi to my friends, the giant equisetums," and instead he sees trees and just wonders "what the hell are these!?"

Bring back the giant horsetails, I want to see them again!

Illustration of sharks of different size and species. The species range from a large Whaleshark to a small Spiny Dogfish. The sharks are many colors: green, blue, teal, and pink. There is seaweed behind them and a dark abyss of an ocean

Had the chance to illustrate for Quanta again, and got to draw one of my favorite animals: sharks! This is for “Shark Data Suggests Animals Scale Like Geometric Objects” by Joanna Thompson. It was really fun to focus on all sorts of species, from the large Whale Shark to the small Spiny Dogfish

Re: my last repost: El Monterey bean & cheese burritos have been a staple for my entire adult life.

the rare time a child's understanding of wealth works out. frozen burritos are pretty good. whoever invented those probably made a billion bucks. yup, sure did kiddo

a neon image of a sun with radiating banners and a lightbulb surrounded by gears and pipes in its center

clockwork sun // heavy machinery
#art

And losers! They keep making it clear that loser is a powerful word to wield against them and Dems never take advantage of it.

Bring it back

I love candy corn

God, you hear about these year+ shelter dogs and I can't *imagine* the pressure for it to work out when you adopt one, like I feel that adds to the time because no one wants to be the monster returning the hard luck dog (it's always just some poor pit mix on the heavier/taller end of the range)

We’re not going anywhere!

A mostly white pitbull mix with a black patch over his left eye staring at a bubble

Hypnotized by a bubble

I finally finished all 5 shots of this little animation practice sequence. Had so much fun to combine Procreate, Clip Studio, Blender and After Effects to explore this style.

Xena x Callisto fanart from https://www.patreon.com/laurenknight Xena is standing over Callisto warning her to stay down. Callisto says “Gladly.”

Friday night Xena x Callisto from my patreon www.patreon.com/laurenknight

bob's hamburgers sign, meade, kansas, 1993

bob's hamburgers sign, meade, kansas, 1993

​BREAKING: Today, Interior Secretary Doug Burgum opened all 1.56 million acres of the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge’s Coastal Plain to oil and gas leasing. These lands are sacred to the Gwich’in Nation, home to irreplaceable wildlife and wilderness, and have never seen industrialization.

thanos says " i 'm sorry little one " in front of a dark sky Alt: thanos says " i 'm sorry little one " in front of a dark sky

When I wear a bra that doesn't squish the bigger boob but the other is just hanging loose in its side

Gru's plan 1: eccentric uncle dies Gru's plan 2: attend reading of the will Gru's plan 3: must spend night in haunted house to claim inheritance Gru's plan 4, where gru looks sad: must spend night in haunted house to claim inheritance

Thee ſpongerobert ys muche admyred for his Abilitie of frying Beouf.

Media portraying poison ivy as JUST itchy and JUST a rash really undersells it. It looks more like some kind of biblical affliction than a mere rash and it oozes constantly if you don't get on steroids ASAP. It resembles a chemical burn more than a typical allergic rash.