Coinman of the Month Kem Thom

National Lampoon cover with the text if you don't buy ring we'll kill the dog

That Ring ad

Congrats #Seahawks

no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita

It’s time to post this. Confirmed.

Sam Darnold is a Super Bowl Champion.

ilovecitr.us/darnold/

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i don't think christians should be allowed to vibe advertise in commercial breaks like they're selling coca cola. no more shots of the night sky and vague cursive text about finding purpose. show your weird-ass mega pastor asking for money and telling people cholera is caused by loose morals

If you're a business owner who fires someone you have assigned to an overseas job and you don't buy them a plane ticket home you should actually go to prison

i started researching Russian disinfo networks in 2014 and writing about them in 2015 and the sheer amount of smug online assholes who dismissed every piece of reporting as CIA propaganda or whatever will never not piss me off

WaPo editorial board when TX imposes a legislative gerrymander: don't freak out guys! Not a threat to democracy!

When VA responds to TX with *referendum* on their own gerrymander: brass-knuckled hypocrisy, anti-democratic gamesmanship.

There is hypocrisy here, all right, but not from VA.

Tim Walz's boys

🚨BREAKING: Local Minneapolis police SWARM ICE protesters making mass arrests in front of ICE prison. One protesters forehead is gushing blood ⬇️

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Alberto Castañeda Mondragón says his memory was so jumbled after a beating by immigration officers that he initially could not remember he had a daughter and still struggles to recall treasured moments like the night he taught her to dance. But the violence he endured last month in Minnesota while being detained is seared into his battered brain. He remembers Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents pulling him from a friend’s car on Jan. 8 outside a St. Paul shopping center and throwing him to the ground, handcuffing him, then punching him and striking his head with a steel baton. He remembers being dragged into an SUV and taken to a detention facility, where he said he was beaten again. He also remembers the emergency room and the intense pain from eight skull fractures and five life-threatening brain hemorrhages.

ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.”

What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.

People: 8-Month-Old Baby Goes Viral After Hairdresser Mom Gave Her a 'Fresh' Set of 22 Inch Extensions (Exclusive)

Baby with 22inch hair extensions

This photo is funnier than it has any business being

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80s computer sitting on a bunson burner

a robotic arm breaking out of an eggshell

rainbow data cables wrapped around DNA molecules

colored bright line drawing of two pilots flying a plane with an 80s computer

Sad to learn that a few days ago one of my favorite artists, illustrator Robert Tinney, passed away at the age of 78. He was mostly known for his work in Byte magazine, and his artwork based around upcoming computers and technology is iconic.

RIP.

Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.

PLAY METER: What’s the main thing operators should be looking at today? ERICKSON: Game adjustments. A tremendous amount of the games come from the factory set on the conserva tive side, which they should be when they’re brand new. Aifter all, if it’s a brand new game, you don’t want to grive it away and have people playing for an excessive amqunt of time on it. But, as the game gets older, you have to back it off so the player can get a little more for his qvuarter. You see, we’re selling entertainment, and entertainment is worth more when it’s new. It’s just like with the movie industry. You won't find first-run movies running for 99 cents. It’s generaly the movies that have been around for awhile that are running for 99 cents. Movie theaters know they have to make adjustments, and we have to do the same thing in our business.

Operators had control over this, it's not the games themselves really. Popular games could be adjusted to higher difficulties to eat more quarters, and then fewer later on. I was recently perusing some old industry magazines for art and they talk about it pretty bluntly!

The real reason I'm leaving The Great British Baking Show Trump is threatening bombing the likes of which Tehran has never seen Prue Leith

the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran

I sincerely hope that JD Vance gets this reaction every single place he goes.

1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.

They're as old as video games. Arcades are microtransactions!

Amy Klobuchar running for Governor of Minnesota

Epstein Backed ‘Billionaires’ Dinner’ Network of Prominent Anti-Trans Figures Lawrence Krauss, Richard Dawkins, Steven Pinker and other anti-trans influencers personally benefited from a right-wing academic social group backed by infamous human trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, somet...

You’re not crazy. The anti-trans movement is not organic; it was funded by pedophilic billionaires like Jeffrey Epstein who backed a network of conservatives to accuse the same people they were sexually abusing of being the real danger. @madycast.com exposes the truth in our in-depth report.

Substituting an imaginary, fake Trump into the story because writing about the real Trump and his actual actions would be very bad for Trump and not help him:

the polish figure skating team in the kiss and cry holding a plush pierogi

IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS:

THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI

It's fun to carry these around bsky.app/profile/meet...

Aggressively!

Modest Maus