Seymour Butts

what if i just sent the middle finger emoji

perhaps he could try ms. rachel, then graduate to My First Book I Can Read! “Biscuit Visits the Pumpkin Patch”

your stupid boyfriend/husband does not have weaponized incompetence. he is just incompetent. leave him. he simply doesn’t have the breadth and range to understand you.

luckily a sweet store associate helped me clean it up and he said “oh honey mistakes happen there’s no reason to get upset”. I could have kissed him on the mouth in that moment. but i will never be going to that store again.

how does bread salad, stuffed porkchops and tomato pie sound for dinner?

i exploded a case of diet coke yesterday and my face got hot like middle school level embarrassment. i hate the grocery store.

had 2 stay home bc of allergies 2day. can’t here out of 1 ear n have soooo much snot. lolz XD

the world started making sense when i realized my grandpa was a little tism’d

wait! also Rainbowland by Miley Cyrus and Dolly Parton. i think you look like how this song feels

Заряженный the name of the russian song!

-ayonha (hamid al shaeri) 80s funky

-feelin good again (the brother brothers) bluegrass cover of a country classic

-https://open.spotify.com/track/2yaNoXF7CqicmOSoyFoJr8?si=PfzK9covTEKfr3RWF14TCQ (russian hard bass, i can’t spell this)

-Suede (NxWorries, Anderson.Paak, Knxwledge) funky

yesterday i went to the grocery to pick up diet cokes and i poked the handle and lifted up the case and the cardboard ripped and i exploded about 10 cokes and got coke all over me and i was standing in a puddle of coke.

anyways her owner said she was a safe pet. any day i get to pet a giant dog is a huge win.

went on a morning walk to see the eagle nest. instead, i saw many deer. then there was a greyhound walking off leash and i was like “wow that deer is getting really close to me”

just had a blt that brought a tear to my eye

“intentional movement” - get the sillies out. “creative work” - coloring

“a morning in my life” vlog and then they proceed to do the adult version of preschool

they can all wear capes, but the hamster would need a magic wand so everyone knows he’s the boss

i think i can train a dog to ride a horse, and a cat rides the dog, and a hamster rides the cat and the hamster wears a magician cape.

last summer i went to the hospital bc my ovarian cyst exploded but they gave me an mri on my chest and stomach and told me i looked good for a life long smoker so far

the trees and grass are getting their freak on and i pay the price.

you are like an angel from heaven to me.

god gave us allergies bc he wanted us to be indoors on the games instead of in the beautiful sun with grass tickling our feet

i’m soooo trad wife today. making bread (poor) and line drying linens (poor).

i don’t think so. all i know is that they were both in transport. he got hip to pop culture in prison so it’s a miracle he knew who kodak was 😭

have i told you guys my dad was in prison with kodak black yet. i’m running out of lore.

international cat day :,)

cracker barrel is but a plankton of the south’s cultural ecosystem. this is our mightiest establishment

i trust that italians would go to cracker barrel in a peaceful manner and make meal substitutions respectfully.